The Manliest Movie Ever: Stallone, Li, Statham, Willis, Schwartzenegger...

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Not even I could be cruel enough to joke about something like this.

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The Expendables, directed and written by Sylvester Stallone and planned for a 2010 release, is having an absolute ALL-STAR cast:

Sylvester Stallone
Jason Statham
Jet Li
Steve Austin
Terry Crews
Mickey Rourke
Bruce Willis
Arnold Schwartzenegger

And even more! Read up about it here:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/
 
They should change the title to the One Liner Movie since that's is all they will be using.
 
dolph lundgren?? Well heard about this awhile back after reading an interview with sly stallone saying how he wanted to put together a movie that hearkens back to the bad assess of yore since he said hollywood was sorely lacking with too many pretty boys these days relying too much on cgi special effects and that he also loosely based the film on the Dirty Dozen, get it?, they were expendable too, so yes we shall it the film lives up to its lofty goals.

Milla Jovovich is pretty much the only one I can think for that one.

ummmmm her or gina carano, kate beckinsale?
 
Only Gina Carano can handle all that energy.

Who is the star in that movie again?
 
Jason Statham & Jet Li??? hell i'm down!
the rest of the guys got double-old...
 
I think Jet Li could own them all :)

We'll see how the movie is when it comes out

Edit: whats up with Forest Whitaker in that pic...I don't see his name on the cast
 
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dolph lundgren?? Well heard about this awhile back after reading an interview with sly stallone saying how he wanted to put together a movie that hearkens back to the bad assess of yore since he said hollywood was sorely lacking with too many pretty boys these days relying too much on cgi special effects and that he also loosely based the film on the Dirty Dozen, get it?, they were expendable too, so yes we shall it the film lives up to its lofty goals.



ummmmm her or gina carano, kate beckinsale?

Well...Gina Carano from what I can find has never acted. Kate Beckinsale has damaged her career enough.
 
They should change the title to the One Liner Movie since that's is all they will be using.

At first i was like...ugh terrible movie is terrible.
But then I had the same thought as jarrod, and now im excited.

This movies gonna be hysterical.
 
Well...Gina Carano from what I can find has never acted. Kate Beckinsale has damaged her career enough.

She does not need to act. Carano is real and is always keepin' it real.


She has been on tv in american gladiators, fight girls series and yes a straight to dvd movie "Blood and Bone"

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSzma6u0l-0[/ame]
 
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Take out Mickey Rourke and replace him with Steve Seagal.
 
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