"ronpaul hax" revealed

YoSpankDawg

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Many of you have undoubtedly hear the term "ronpaul hax". Yes, we all know that "hacking" is not allowed and also not something that we should accuse people of doing. That is not what "ronpaul hax" is. ronpaul hax are not your traditional "hacking"--we're not quite sure what it is, really. All we know is that there is something there going on that we don't know about that makes him better than pretty much any of us and we allow it to happen.

To what am I referring? Here are some of my own personal examples/observations...

---One time ronpaul was on my team (a rare Axis selection on his part!) and he wasn't doing so hot. I think he was "only" 9-6 or something like that with the rifle. Then I found out that he was playing with his monitor turned off.

---One time ronpaul went 16-0 to start a game...and he was AFK the whole time.

---There was this other time where I was in the Allied sniper house (as a German sniper), overlooking the second flag. I was looking down the road when suddenly ronpaul popped around the corner and headshot-killed me before I could react. I know that doesn't sound strange, but...it was a knife kill.

---He once went through the tunnels to flank the bridge. I don't mean the guys on the bridge, I mean he shot and killed the bridge and scored 200 points. The allies had to concede the victory to us because it was impossible for them to cap the middle flag that was no longer there.

---One time ronpaul was running for the Axis first flag when I was coming out of spawn. He turned towards me and shot at me and missed. At least that's what I thought until I saw the little can that normally sits on that crate there fly off and embed itself in my chest, killing me instantly.

---I've seen him shoot down the bombers that fly over the Kalt map.

---The one time I played with him in Colmar I saw him blow up the Axis AA gun. He set of both required charges at once. If that wasn't bad enough...he had no TNT on him--he just spit at the thing.

---One other time ronpaul killed Ides of March and myself in one shot. A few seconds later he did it again. Then he did it a third time in a row. Finally we quit playing after the fourth one in three minutes.
...and we were all just playing online poker at the time.
 
LMAO. Great post man. Please tell me you have a video of the bridge kill.
 
Chuck Norris can take out an entire team on 1 second


Ronpaul can do it in -2
 
I once got shot in the head by ronpaul playing CS:S jail...

while he was playing Day of Defeat.
 
:O now im even more scared...i was all ready terrified though cause this one time...ronpaul hit the ground with his spade...and a giant crack formed and swallowed all of the allies up at once...true story...i was there...

this is one of the best threads ever btw :lol:
 
looool wow dude every one had me bursting in laughter, really good stuff, fresh humor around here for a change and it's awesome!
 
I believe we should have to see some proof of you killing RonPaul 14 times in a row...i say tommorrow night they have a 1 on 1 fight bids on RonPaul
 
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