A Beginner's Guide to Stormese

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As inspired by Ravage, I thought it would be a good idea to start compiling a compendium which details the various known Stormese phrases as used by STORMY, with their corresponding English translations. As we all know, we are exposed to more and more Stormese with each passing week (specifically, on Saturdays), so this list is expected to grow. Hopefully this will come in handy for new eGO recruits, as well as new Realism participants.

Hunbt! = Hunt!
Prawning = Proning
Swiper OR Swipper = Sniper
Comming = Coming
Suprised = Surprised
Bagette = Baguette
Rafle = Raffle
Dissapoint = Disappoint
Innapropriate = Inappropriate
Expertice = Expertise
Shinny = Shiny
Emegency = Emergency
Concusion = Concussion
Shut your pie hole! = Please do be quiet, oh dear sir.
Cake = I'm Martha Stewart's #1 fan!
I'll take first kick = I'll take first pick
Meshuggana = Meshugga
Chimanee = Chimney
Mega-alg = Mega-lag
As snug as a rug in a bug = As snug as a bug in a rug
Vertical = Horizontal
Horizontal = Vertical
Jerkface = Jerk

Feel free to post other Stormese words/phrases you are aware of, and I will update the above list accordingly.
 
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i would say, Sniper= Swiper no Swipping,

but idr if that was what he used lol..
 
im easily confused so this thread will help me out, maybe i'll make a flip book for myself after
 
Thanks fellas. This will come in handy even more since i only have one good hand to work with for the next few weeks.
 
ST0RMY said:
Thanks fellas. This will come in handy even more since i only have one good hand to work with for the next few weeks.
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I thought it was your throat that got messed up after that visit to the dentist. How did you mess up your hand now?
 
We will all have to pay close attention seeing as how Stormy goes between English and Stormese rather quickly in the same sentence.


"Somebody should call a hunbt before that swipper kills them all."
 
Skippy said:
I thought it was your throat that got messed up after that visit to the dentist. How did you mess up your hand now?
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While you guys were at the realism last Saturday i was in the emegency room. I dislocated the AC joint in my shoulder, cracked 3 ribs, and got a concusion all because i decided to go mountain biking over playing a realism. Theres a lesson to be learned here... dont go outside and only play videogames!!!
 
ST0RMY said:
While you guys were at the realism last Saturday i was in the emegency room. I dislocated the AC joint in my shoulder, cracked 3 ribs, and got a concusion all because i decided to go mountain biking over playing a realism. Theres a lesson to be learned here... dont go outside and only play videogames!!!
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Thanks for the contributions.

But in all seriousness, ouch! Hope you have a speedy recovery. Good thing your fingers are fine so at least you can still play DoD while you recover.
 
Skippy said:
Thanks for the contributions.

But in all seriousness, ouch! Hope you have a speedy recovery. Good thing your fingers are fine so at least you can still play DoD while you recover.
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Talk about adding insult to injury! :crying:
 
thats what you get for ditching us!, and get well i gots a pic of it ouchie :|
 
Hahaha...The hidden language of Stormese is finally decoded =P
 
ST0RMY said:
While you guys were at the realism last Saturday i was in the emegency room. I dislocated the AC joint in my shoulder, cracked 3 ribs, and got a concusion all because i decided to go mountain biking over playing a realism. Theres a lesson to be learned here... dont go outside and only play videogames!!!
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:( The Might Stormy was injured! NOOOOOOOO!!


But seriously, I'm hoping for a speedy recovery of you Stormy. I think I told you at some point put your games before life, might have been somebody else but I think its you. Feel better Stormiste or as you might tell us, Fael befter Sktormfie.
 
That obviously isnt the real stormy. The real Stormy doesnt do getting hurt.
 
ST0RMY said:
While you guys were at the realism last Saturday i was in the emegency room. I dislocated the AC joint in my shoulder, cracked 3 ribs, and got a concusion all because i decided to go mountain biking over playing a realism. Theres a lesson to be learned here... dont go outside and only play videogames!!!
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ouch, sorry to hear you got so banged up, hope you feel better soon.

yeah, next time play a videogame about mountain biking. lol
 
ST0RMY said:
While you guys were at the realism last Saturday i was in the emegency room. I dislocated the AC joint in my shoulder, cracked 3 ribs, and got a concusion all because i decided to go mountain biking over playing a realism. Theres a lesson to be learned here... dont go outside and only play videogames!!!
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FAIL.... thats what a novice rider gets... =P

take lessons from this guy
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xCUB4N said:
FAIL.... thats what a novice rider gets... =P

take lessons from this guy
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Shame we can't see what happens next, for all we know he hits a tree and ends up in the hospital.


Also we are digressing from the creation of the Skippy's Guide to Stormese.
 
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Ravage said:
Shame we can't see what happens next, for all we know he hits a tree and ends up in the hospital.


Also we are digressing from the creation of the Skippy's Guide to Stormese.
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i agree, this tangent has left my mind empty of what i need to learn
 
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