Helpful How To: Spelling

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In the course of time, as you play CSS or any other game, your spelling skill will most likely get warped by the vast majority of bad spellers. As you play and read chat, their bad habits will influence you so that eventually, you too will be spelling like a "n00bz0r". That's where I come in. I want to give all ye good people some tips for maintaining your spelling while playing video games. This reminds me of a time when I was playing football. It had to be in the 1950s before the superbowl, because kilroy's pants didn't fit the judge very well. I remember that movie like it was tomorrow. Then someone started playing the violin because herbert went to the ballgame to eat sushi before the prehistoric cavemen set foot on the moon when they launched themselves into the water with a rock. After this the delivery man decided to drink all the milk in the refrigerator and the nurse was offended at the patient who asked her on a date before WWII started. This was about the time that Aerosmith had written "Crazy Train", and Ozzy was in the process of writing "Dream On".

1. Learn what bad spelling looks like. Here is an example of kilroy's spelling (bad): "Hai d0g. U palyin jailbrake?"
Here's an example of my spelling (good): "Hey kilroy, are you playing on the jailbreak server?"
Now that you see the difference, i'll move to #2.

2. Don't steam chat with Kilroy, Xblade, Medviah, or Cow. They are all bad typing examples.

3. Remember that you are what you type. If you type like a 5 year old, you probably are one.

4. If you actually read this far, be aware that i have no clue how any of my examples type, as i don't pay attention. Also realize I made this thread as a joke.

5. GET ON WITH IT!

6. Now go out and find yourselves a Holy Grail.

7. Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
 
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When your in game such as de_dust2 or jailbreak you don't have time to type so you type the shortest you can, so honestly don't be mad.
 
Your post looked like random words peiced together.

I agree with Kami. Most of the time, there isn't enough time in game to type properly. Trigger happy CTs on Jail will kill you if you stay still for more than 3 seconds. So don't blame Cow. He learned how to communicate in human well enough.
 
..........read #4........ >.>

This proves that both of you guys didn't read that far ;D
 
Im A BaD sPellOrz
yeah my pants dont fit judge he is too fat :P lol jk
 
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"There isn't enough time" because CS:S is a soo important life or death situation that you can't type Hey instead of hai, or now instead of nao, and rebels instead of rebellers. I also like how the first two posters didn't read enough to figure out its a joke.
 
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iOprah said:
"There isn't enough time" because CS:S is a soo important life or death situation that you can't type Hey instead of hai, or now instead of nao, and rebels instead of rebellers. I also like how the first two posters didn't read enough to figure out its a joke.
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Because typing Hey instead of hai, or now instead of now and rebels instead of rebellers is a sooo important life or death situation that you can't just type however you feel like it and enjoy the game.
 
I type 105 words per minute maximum, thus why I always type PROPER sentences.
 
i type 100 wpm to but i still type short. Why die if and sit their for 5minutes watching everyone else, then just type . If you can read it and understand what they mean, then it shouldn't be that big of a deal.
 
Kami said:
i type 100 wpm to but i still type short. Why die if and sit their for 5minutes watching everyone else, then just type . If you can read it and understand what they mean, then it shouldn't be that big of a deal.
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its a joke -_-
 
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