The Corrupt Wish Game

[Ken the Kitsune]

Turns out, it's not a game. People die if they are killed.

I still wish for more Kit Kats.

They are now out of business

I wish kit kats were out of business DX

...... this is fun ♪

 

[Nix]

I wish kit kats were out of business DX

Kit Kats are now the only candy ever made.

I wish other people would post.

 

[Super-Nova]

Other people posting now causes extreme itchiness to your head.

I wish I had a time machine.

 

[spax]

you get stuck back in the dinosaur age

i wish my mustache-stressball would stop staring at me

 

[Rawburt]

you get stuck back in the dinosaur age

i wish my mustache-stressball would stop staring at me

Your "mustache-stressball" stops staring at you but now breathes very loudly and slowly in an immensely creepy manner. It also appears to be following you everywhere you go while still not directly looking at you.

I wish that I could wish for something that would be impossible to corrupt.

 

[Radio]

Your "mustache-stressball" stops staring at you but now breathes very loudly and slowly in an immensely creepy manner. It also appears to be following you everywhere you go while still not directly looking at you.

I wish that I could wish for something that would be impossible to corrupt.

You can only wish for wishes detrimental to yourself.

I wish autobalance wouldn't separate me from my pockets.

 

[Ezekiel]

You can only wish for wishes detrimental to yourself.

I wish autobalance wouldn't separate me from my pockets.

Now you have your pockets forever, but now nothing can separate you from your pockets...ever.

I wish there was a shoutbox award.

 

[Idol]

I wish there was a shoutbox award.

There is, but it comes in the form of a ban. (actually kinda not kidding, just ask Darth).

I wish Darth won Divisional Member of the Year (yeah, try and corrupt that into something worse)

 

[Tokiw]

(Idunno, wishing for a uncorruptable wish is sort of its own punishment, as you pretty much don't get a wish anymore. I don't get why people don't ever jump on that opportunity though....)

Because I don't know who that is, I'm just going to have to assume on this one.... Darth wins divisional member of the year, and it goes straight to his head and becomes a huge [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] to everyone.

I wish I was more patient.

 

[Rawburt]

(Idunno, wishing for a uncorruptable wish is sort of its own punishment, as you pretty much don't get a wish anymore. I don't get why people don't ever jump on that opportunity though....)

Because I don't know who that is, I'm just going to have to assume on this one.... Darth wins divisional member of the year, and it goes straight to his head and becomes a huge [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] to everyone.

I wish I was more patient.

You become very patient, and meet someone who tells you to wait on a park bench for a second while they go buy you a coffee. They end up ditching you because you forgot to apply deodorant that morning, so you are stuck on that bench. You wait for so long that you do not eat, sleep, or perform any other bodily functions that are required to keep you alive. You die on this bench within two weeks, and even your remains refuse to leave the bench, so the bench is dismantled and buried with you.

I wish I had a giant chocolate bar that would not be poisoned or damaging to my health in any way. The chocolate bar also would have no existing nutritional values, like Coke Zero, but without aspartame.

 

[Razberri]

Darn you!
You get your chocolate bar. It looks so amazing and you take a bite. It was good! But just as you think this, it crumbles into the smallest pieces of chocolate possible and onto the floor, into cracks. The wind blows it around some, and most of it is gone or soiled.

I wish more people would love Egypt and bring it to the glory it deserves.

 

[Nix]

Egypt is now the only map in TF2.

I wish I could draw.

 

[Rawburt]

Egypt is now the only map in TF2.

I wish I could draw.

You can draw amazingly beautifully, so beautifully that everyone who views it becomes so jealous of your skill that they insult it with such criticism that you begin to believe them and in penance for your "horrible art", you cut off your own hands and live a lonely life in a shack on a mountain without Wi-Fi.

I wish I was able to fly. And not randomly fall. And be able to land safely.

 

[Puliping]

You're now able to fly, but you can only fly at high altitudes and you can't land, making you die in less than days.

I wish for cookies with cats, wearing hats, in anime art-style. And the drawing have to be made out of chocolate.

 

[fatyguy]

You're now able to fly, but you can only fly at high altitudes and you can't land, making you die in less than days.

I wish for cookies with cats, wearing hats, in anime art-style. And the drawing have to be made out of chocolate.

The cookies are made with bits of real cats.

I wish that holo decks from star trek became real.

 

[Poor Man]

The holodecks safety protocols are broken.

I wish that I could always have exact amount of money i need in my pocket whenever I go to buy something

 

[BoinkVX]

The holodecks safety protocols are broken.

I wish that I could always have exact amount of money i need in my pocket whenever I go to buy something

The apocalypse happens and money is now useless.

I wish the TF2 community was better.

 

[AndyGuy]

The apocalypse happens and money is now useless.

I wish the TF2 community was better.

Bronies, bronies everywhere

I wish my first world problems would go away.

 

[Rawburt]

The apocalypse happens and money is now useless.

I wish the TF2 community was better.

It becomes better but within a week, Valve updates TF2 to Team Fortress 3, which at first sounds exciting, but does not have VAC support or dedicated servers (like CoD Ghosts), thus, the only gameplay is random maps with random people who 40% are hackers.

I wish CoD Ghosts had servers and VAC.

 

[Rawburt]

Andy