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Welcome! 
Mah sister!!
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Anz I hear you're new to gaming as a whole. I myself am not very experienced. Let me pass on my top-secret strategy.
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LIE! Lie, lie, lie, then lie some more. I'm not joking. Just pretend like you're good. Pretend like you know exactly what you're doing. Go around hitting people w/ your melee weapon or healing snipers and say "It's the new top-tier strat." Everyone will think you are messing around and that in reality you are good. It's worked for me for months. I think I've even fooled Raz.
Now if you are forced into a situation where you have to actually play well here's what you do. HEAL SANCTIFIED ABERRATION! Again not joking if you heal him you will be one of the highest scoring players regardless of skill (or the lack there of.)
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I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors. And remember the golden rule. Fake it 'til you make it.
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LIE! Lie, lie, lie, then lie some more. I'm not joking. Just pretend like you're good. Pretend like you know exactly what you're doing. Go around hitting people w/ your melee weapon or healing snipers and say "It's the new top-tier strat." Everyone will think you are messing around and that in reality you are good. It's worked for me for months. I think I've even fooled Raz.
Now if you are forced into a situation where you have to actually play well here's what you do. HEAL SANCTIFIED ABERRATION! Again not joking if you heal him you will be one of the highest scoring players regardless of skill (or the lack there of.)
(Non-Anz members can start reading again.)
I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors. And remember the golden rule. Fake it 'til you make it.
This is the best anti-smoking ad I could find. Also for those that play WoW, I hope they aren't part those sick barbarian scum that call themselves the Horde. I wouldn't want any loved ones to mysteriously vanish because they picked the wrong side.
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gugjMmXQrDo[/ame]
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gugjMmXQrDo[/ame]
Wow, very well made video.
Raz: Smoking is good for you, will make your teeth look pretty, your skin smoother your ovaries will create very handsome babies. But to my understanding, Tomain is also a smoker, you both are gonna be a very handsome couple. Also the cigarettes filter are like amazingly good for our water and sewers. Keep defending the nature as true champions. Keep the good work.
BTW. welcome raz sistah
Raz: Smoking is good for you, will make your teeth look pretty, your skin smoother your ovaries will create very handsome babies. But to my understanding, Tomain is also a smoker, you both are gonna be a very handsome couple. Also the cigarettes filter are like amazingly good for our water and sewers. Keep defending the nature as true champions. Keep the good work.
BTW. welcome raz sistah
Hahaha, that's great, that is actually the method I used for a week or so, then I got the aw per hand and went sniper.
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Welcome to eGO! and the Pok?mon Division!
[Kazoo & Cael stare with evil intent]
I meaaan welcome to the TF2 Division!
and also when in doubt, follow a pyro or heavy as medic
[Kazoo & Cael stare with evil intent]
I meaaan welcome to the TF2 Division!
and also when in doubt, follow a pyro or heavy as medic
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Welcome to eGO where banana's are living and virgin goats are used for opening ceremonies...or something like that....NO SMOKE DAH CIGARETTES IZ BAD FO DAH HEFTH!!!! Am I accepted yet?!
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Just a nice pointer for Razzi sistah (Anz :3) AND A REMINDER TO EVERYONE ELSE, killing me is a bannable offense ;-) ON WITH THE BANHAMMER!
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Just a nice pointer for Razzi sistah (Anz :3) AND A REMINDER TO EVERYONE ELSE, killing me is a bannable offense ;-) ON WITH THE BANHAMMER!
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I thought that only applied to me and Idol....ehmm Idol and I
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How do you know my strat??? You did not break the honor system did you???
Cool, I have a system.
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Welcome anzberri. Might I suggest you develop an interest in hats and LOLcats. You'll find both increase your skill dramtically.
Raz, so long as your SO smokes, you'll find it very difficult to quit. However, should you two decide to quit together, you'll find yourselves motivating each other.
Sent from my clay tablet using Linear A.
Who dares speak my name? Maserati, are you so bold as to suggest you are my equal? My MAUL notes are filled with such hubris. :angry:
Welcome anzberri. Might I suggest you develop an interest in hats and LOLcats. You'll find both increase your skill dramtically.
Raz, so long as your SO smokes, you'll find it very difficult to quit. However, should you two decide to quit together, you'll find yourselves motivating each other.
Sent from my clay tablet using Linear A.
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