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Top Ten Reasons To Game With EdgeGamers


10. No Jail time for taking out your frustrations on knuckleheads, unless of course you are playing on the CSS Jail server.

9. When you are a full eGO member on the servers, you ARE the smart dude on the TV show HOUSE (but better looking).

8. Hollywood keeps making the same 4 movies over and over again.

7. You might get shot, shoveled, blown up or burnt, but you won?t be lonely.

6. When you fake a cold or flu to get out of school or work, it sure beats daytime tv.

5. Freezing weather is good for your video card and MOB.

4. When your mom or wife says ?take out the trash? you can reply ?hitting the ban button now.?

3. Anti-Green Freak? Think about how much you will save keeping your SUV off the road playing on our servers!

2. Green Freak? Think about how many SUV?s our serves keeps off the road!

1. Even though the world is 100% against you, you still have a 1% chance of punching Slayr before he punches you.
 
I do feel like the smart guy on house. Oh and bloody amazing list.
 
:D you forgot something John...
CS:S no longer has Jail servers.
Not that I'm complaining, I'm rather relieved as the Jail servers tended to be hell holes.

And great list, but it's out of order... number 5, 6, and 7 are by far the best reasons for eGO gaming.
 
Those dog tags look awesome btw...
we should find a way to make THOSE. and sell them. i'd buy one of each.
 
I was going to say that #6 was the best..... until I read #4.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some trash to take out :)
 
Alright, enough reasons to feel good about playing with Edgegamers.

I really like the "faking a cold" one, I've been there.
 
Great Job on the list.
1, 2, 3, and 4 were just absolutely hilarious.
#4 had me laughing for a good 10 minutes.

Oh how i love eGO and all who inhabit it.
 
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