Chuck Norris Tf2 Jokes Time

[Brave sir robin]

This may be silly but i think we can come up with some

simply start wiht

When Chuck Norris plays "insert class" he _______________________
any other type format wil be alright to just this seem to be the make up of them


ill start

When Chuck Norris plays scout he doesn't just double jump he ignores gravity



Cant wait to see what you guys come up with

 

[Jorzonator]

If Chuck Norris drops the intel, the intel runs to him and jumps back on his back

 

[? Frisky Dingo ?]

Chuck Norris only plays as himself and can at any given moment kill everyone at once, but chooses not to so that he can round house kick you and kill u personally.

 

[Brave sir robin]

haha

funny stuff

 

[Jorzonator]

Chuck Norris don't have to choose his class he plays.. the classes will choose for him

 

[? Frisky Dingo ?]

Heres an actual chuck norris joke modified to fit for TF2.

If you can see chuck norris he can see you, if you cant see him your seconds away from a round house kick to the face.

 

[Dan2025]

Chuck Norris once auditioned to be the announcer for TF2, but it didn't work out, as Valve decided that the side effect of players wetting themselves whenever there was a stalemate was undesirable.
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When Chuck Norris plays Pyro, he doesn't burn you with his flamethrower; you simply burst into flames upon seeing him.

This applies to any situation, really.

 

[Brave sir robin]

HAHA

that a good one Dan

 

[? Frisky Dingo ?]

A spy once tried to backstab chuck norris, the knife shattered and horribly disfigured the spy, this is y the spy has a mask.

 

[Brave sir robin]

here one

When Chuck Norris plays Tf2 he doesn't need a medic hes got a permanent Uber

 

[Thereven]

OMG! Chuck Norris HAX!

 

[Ballzac]

chuck norris is always the #1 MVP regardless of how many points he got

 

[Sloppie]

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip, while playing tf2.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open, then kill a spy.

Chuck Norris can kill two centrys with one shot.

Steam pays Chuck Norris every time he plays TF2.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer, so he cant crowtch. Chuck Norris is always in control.

When Chuck Norris falls in the water on two fort, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.


I got more....if chuck will let me

 

[Cicatriz]

Chuck Norris doesn't need to blow up sentries, the engineers blow them up for him.

When Chuck Norris presses F10, everyone else in the server disconnects.

 

[Ballzac]

When Chuck Norris presses F10, everyone else in the server disconnects.

win

 

[Tanooki]

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer to play TF2, he actually lives under the bridge at 2fort.

 

[MentalSoul]

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer, so he cant crowtch. Chuck Norris is always in control.

When Chuck Norris falls in the water on two fort, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

lol, that last one is really good.

 

[Aneruen]

Valve nerfed the Sandman because they felt it was just too cruel to take the full force of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick while stunned. Chuck Norris still overkills every target he comes in contact with.

Chuck Norris can crit with the Blutsager.

Chuck Norris simply breathes on rockets and grenades to reflect them.

 

[s3rv0]

A spy once tried to backstab chuck norris, the knife shattered and horribly disfigured the spy, this is y the spy has a mask.

I think we have a winner.

 

[Lance]

Chuck Norris doesn't need to blow up sentries, the engineers blow them up for him.

When Chuck Norris presses F10, everyone else in the server disconnects.

I think these were my favorites so far. (no offense to anyone else, I think all of them were funny to some extent)