Chuck Norris Tf2 Jokes Time

[Cicatriz]

When Chuck Norris plays heavy, his mini-gun fires rockets...not little bullets.

 

[TheZaw]

When Chuck Norris Plays shpah, he can stairstab you on flat ground.

When Chuck Norris plays shpah, he doesn't need a dispeneser to make a snetry kill it's owner, he justs stands in front of the sentry and says "It's me, Chuck Norris." And the sentry turns around and kills the engineer who set it up. No sentry wants to have to defend against chuck norris.

When Chuck Norris gets autobalanced, everyone else moves to spectate immediately.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a medic.

Chuck Norris does not need a dispenser here.

Chuck Norris endorses TheZaw and eGO servers.

 

[Burnout]

It Takes Chuck Norris (Insert The United States National Debt) To Fire His Jack Bauer Mini-Gun For 12 Seconds!

And Yes The Mini-Gun Fires Jack Bauers' Deal With It.

 

[Lance]

Chuck Norris can sap spies.

I like that one XD

When Chuck Norris gets autobalanced, everyone else moves to spectate immediately.

More like he gets moved to spectate... and he still wins.

 

[Hydrogen Peroxide]

When Chuck Norris plays heavy, his mini-gun fires rockets...not little bullets.

That's what I said!

Only Payloads.

 

[Brave sir robin]

Wow Lots of really good jokes


Im lmao here

 

[Cicatriz]

That's what I said!

Only Payloads.

Sorry I was being more specific

 

[? Frisky Dingo ?]

Chuck Norris needs no hand held weapons, his left and right legs are the weapons.

Chuck Norris once sneezed on the server and and dominated everyone even his teammates.

Chuck Norris once round house kicked a heavy into another server for not giving him his sandvich.

Chuck Norris' blood can heal his teammates, to bad he has never bled.

Chuck Norris is immune to fire, this is because he was literally baptised in fire.

 

[Ballzac]

Chuck Norris once capped all the points as a heavy in BlackMesa before the round started.

 

[Goretex]

Chuck Norris can build a lvl 7 sentrygun. It is a life size replica of himself.

Chuck Norris can headshot you. As a spy.

The old lady doesn't say when control points are captured. Chuck Norris does.

 

[Jack Burton]

When Chuck Norris plays engineer, his sentries travel back in time to kill John Connor.

 

[Cicatriz]

In all honesty... Chuck Norris can't play TF2. When he connects to a server he kills the server, not the players.

 

[xosniper]

In all honesty... Chuck Norris can't play TF2. When he connects to a server he kills the server, not the players.

the thread is title "Jokes", so lets try again Cic.










<runs>

 

[Chocozumo]

Chuck Norris doesn't build a sentry, the sentry builds for Chuck Norris


When Chuck Norris plays sniper, he headshots everyone on the server without using the scope

 

[Cicatriz]

the thread is title "Jokes", so lets try again Cic.










<runs>

You're a pansy. Come in here and shoot down, what I think is a decent one, and run away.

I dare you make a better one than I've made or AutoDMC's "Once the team balancer tried to make a game with Chuck Norris fair. It moved all the players to RED and Chuck to BLU. Chuck still won."

 

[Chocozumo]

ooooh someone is getting mad at somebody!

"Let's just agree that it was nobody's fault"

-Caboose

 

[Cicatriz]

I'm not mad. I'm just daring xosniper to do one.

 

[Goretex]

I'm not mad. I'm just daring xosniper to do one.

double dare

 

[JHeat]

"NOW it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What else was there but a "triple dare you"? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare."

*goes and gets the popcorn*

 

[Death Is Beckoning]

Chuck Norris doesnt need bullets. whenever he fires a weapon, its blanks, and his sheer awesomeness separates the grey matter from your skull.