Funniest thing you ever did as an admin.

[-Jv-]

Title says it all....

I'll start...

There was a guy on the jail server called fuzzy nuggets, freekilling people, I warned him... He did it again then I kicked him and forgot to put his name in quotes..--> I kicked him and as reason it was "Nuggets"



(Side note - If this is not alowed please close and/or remove)

 

[sokO]

I remember warning one person to stop coughing excessively into his microphone. "TakeabottleofNyQuil , please keep your indigestion off of voice chat. Thanks."

 

[Born to Pwn]

Lol I remember this one time, this guys name was "granny slammer" and of course he was elaborating on the topic... and I kicked and reason was "she's my granny too". In the end, it turned out to be my bro that was doing it, LMAO!

BTW so there isn't confusion, this wasn't on eGO servers.

 

[chaosassualt]

Well I was in a eGO server wayyyyyyyyyyy back and I turned like anyone I saw drunk in DoD and slayyed everyone and did a lot of stupid things. Dont worry all admins wree allowed
I ended up making Slayer drugged up in game xP

 

[Spitfire'd]

I had admin rights on my favorite Zombie Panic: Source server while it was up. We had a great group of regulars on the server and they could always laugh about some occasional admin abuse. So every now and then I would change it up a bit.

On the server we have FF enabled for a more realistic feel. I warned a guy for killing team-mates and after he did it again I put a beacon on him at the beginning of the next round as punishment. Turns out he was the "whitey zombie" so everyone knew where he was. It led to a rage quit that I thought was funny.

Another time I set a teleport beacon behind the survivors and teleported behind them as whitey at the beginning of the round. I killed two or three of them then let the rest of them kill me cause I felt bad lol.

We had a lot of fun and the "abuse" never went too far. I took my clan tags off since it wasn't an eGO game but i always upheld our rules on myself.

 

[xosniper]

There was a guy on warpath many moons ago that was trying to crash the server and cause mayhem. after being kicked he came back with this "KICK ME ALL YOU WANT, I HAVE 1000 PROXYS I CAN USE!!!!"

he was banned, reason "now you have 999 proxys to go"

 

[TahoE]

There was a guy on warpath many moons ago that was trying to crash the server and cause mayhem. after being kicked he came back with this "KICK ME ALL YOU WANT, I HAVE 1000 PROXYS I CAN USE!!!!"

he was banned, reason "now you have 999 proxys to go"

HAHAHAHA i just had to post that this is the funniest reason i've seen in a LOOONG time!

 

[Carmen Miranda]

I grabbed a condump of this one because it could have gone either way: funny or tragic.
(he was carrying on for way too long on the open mic, so I diverted the "clever" discussion about my name to condump-able evidence just in case... LOL
Turned out to just be funny.


Crazy Loop : y'know carmen
Crazy Loop : I imaginend more
Crazy Loop : womanly

=(eGO)=?„?Carmen Miranda : it's my accent.

Crazy Loop : where are you from?

Crazy Loop : manville?

=(eGO)=?„?Carmen Miranda : banville
debbie : hahaha



Crazy Loop : banville?
Crazy Loop : what would you possibly ban me for?


=(eGO)=?„?Carmen Miranda : i didn't say I would

 

[The IRS]

I've said stuff that was not supposed to be said in All admin chat many times. xD

 

[Uka Uka]

^The cake is a lie?

 

[Hoodie]

I've said stuff that was not supposed to be said in All admin chat many times. xD

Same. Including the number one worst word you can say on our servers. Was copying and pasting something someone said in normal chat so an eGO could ban him, and I failed.

 

[Jake_25]

On my old CoD server (Call of Duty) a whole bunch of people were calling me a little kid and cussing me out the server was full with 32 players and by the time i got done with um there were 12 left and we were all laughing everyone that got banned had a 2month ban and on the forums some of them asked why they were banned and boy did i have fun with that

 

[Poldena2]

There was a guy who was freekilling and I kicked with the reason "No"

I also kicked someone with the reason "I see what you did there"

 

[Jimmeh]

Same. Including the number one worst word you can say on our servers. Was copying and pasting something someone said in normal chat so an eGO could ban him, and I failed.

Yeah i've done that. Once here, (not such a bad one) and once in my old CS 1.6 clan server...

I was the Co-LDR of that 1.6 clan so you know I had all commands lol like amx_exec, greatest command in the world, you can execute things on peoples computers, like shut them down, open CD drives and make them download things taht we can't talk about here lol.. I accidentally dled a trojan onto my friends computer doing this... it's basically getting into the command prompt of there computer

 

[Idol]

I do the fake warning all the time, but only to other admins and never using admin chat. My most recent was Midget31394 kept sapping my SG relentlessly. So I threw an all-chat "Midget, please don't sap my sentry while on eGO servers, thank you " to which he responded "oh no you didn't". Later that round, after he managed to kill it, and kill me while I was trying to rebuild, he gave me back a "Idol, please do not build sentry Guns while on our servers. Thanks!".

Other than the intentional banter between admins, I think my worst mistake is typing out warnings in all-chat...and forgetting the @. It still goes out, it's just not green

 

[Carmine]

One time I had to ban a guy in jail, put reason as "Court says you are free to go"

 

[superduck]

I don't know if this is funny, perhaps dumb is more appropriate. I once tried to kick someone by typing the sm_kick command in chat instead of console. There was another admin on at the time and his comment was, "We can do that?!" BTW, it didn't work.

 

[Ice hearted killer]

YHAHAHAH this i epic win.
the other day on ins i tryed(and failed) to warn some one clalled obama bin larden but everytime it came out as prive measge to obama bin larden "bin larden" i did that about 5 times, then he left, think i scard him

 

[Goretex]

There was a guy on warpath many moons ago that was trying to crash the server and cause mayhem. after being kicked he came back with this "KICK ME ALL YOU WANT, I HAVE 1000 PROXYS I CAN USE!!!!"

he was banned, reason "now you have 999 proxys to go"

LOL xosniper I remember that! Remember we banned him like 30 times? He would rejoin and I would just keep banning him until he eventually got bored of trying.

I remember we called him Proxyman and he was a neighborhood superhero


never fear! proxyman is here!

 

[Ice hearted killer]

haha that is funny, almost as good as the guy who kept trying to rejoin egypt the other day with jheat and rellik