The Baconator
guitar, trombone, and dods
- Birthday
- July 22
- Location
- North Carolina
Signature
WOWZERS! 
"You shouldn't take life to seriously. You'll never get out alive."
"I want you all over that ball like a fat kid on a cupcake!"
"We'll be accepting donations in the form of cash, visa, and full frontal nudity."
(All quotes from Van Wilder himself.)
"You shouldn't take life to seriously. You'll never get out alive."
"I want you all over that ball like a fat kid on a cupcake!"
"We'll be accepting donations in the form of cash, visa, and full frontal nudity."
(All quotes from Van Wilder himself.)