Recent content by Sgt. Starbuck

Sorry that I missed my return. I had a severe relapse. I'll be back this week though. I got killin' to do!! Tech

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Yes folks I have quite literally danced with death again. They tookout my throid and gave me no meds to do what my thyroid did. 40 days in hospitals before somebody figured it out. Thursday I hope to be on Donner somewhat recovered. We must ask the question, "Can Tech be killed"? Maybe only in...

I'm back!!! just not back all the way. Soon to be out there kickin' butt. they rebuilt me with special parts. Can't tell you more than that without. ACH!! ARGHHH!!! Okay, he's dead. Tech :scared:

I got the tube pulled out of my neck and the stitches out today. I hope my head doesn't fall off. Of course if it does I'm automatically qualified for a seat on Council. ;) Tech

I had a benign tumor that was filling my neck and crushing my throat and vocal cords. After a 3 hour operation I played hell getting pain relief. This went on for 4 days. I finally picked up and left the hospital with a tube still in my neck (I didn't want to show you that part). Now I'm home...

Okay, write your own joke. winner gets to be John T for a day. Tech Oh yeah, hurts like hell.

I'm so tough that I walked out of the hospital before they said that I could. I gave myself permission. So far so good. Tech

Tomorrow morning they cut out my thyroid and a bunch of growths growing in my neck. When I come back I expect this clan to be in proper military order. I'm leaving John T in charge for now. If they screw up my vocal cords I'll probably still be in Vent. :biggrin: Hell, I didn't have this much...

When I get out of the hospital we will be taking orders. You don't WANT to hear Drunken Sailor sing. We tried voice changing hardware and software and he still sounded like a drowning seal. Wildlife ran for their lives. Tomorrow morning they cut out my thyroid and a bunch of other stuff growing...

200 signed copies 1000 new CD's. The signed copies also come with an autographed picture of Slayr kissing a deer on the lips (he was drunk...so was the deer). Tech

Yes! You've loved them as Council Members and now is the chance to hear them sing their own favorite ballads from the heart! This special collector's edition will sell out soon so HURRY!!! Hear: Slayr 357 sing "I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say No" Kamikaze Tommy sing "I Enjoy Being a Girl"...

I know that some U2's are taking air samples in the upper atmosphere. what else they're doing I have no idea. Tech

A nail through your arm or in your chest would ruin your entire day. ;) Tech

Well stated Captain. saved me some typing. I get a lot of e-mail from military people and just plain cool people so I only post the very best of what I get here for you guys. Tech :)