Badger

"In footbal, the object is, for the quarter back, otherwise known as the field general, is to be on target with his areal assault, riddling the defense by hitting his receivers with deadly accuracy, in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. Which short bullet passes and long bombs he marches his troops into enemy territory balancing this areal assault with a sustained ground attack which punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line."
-George Carlin