Everyone is fond of owls. Except the mice and shrews, and Simon Cowell.And you know why they come for you, the owls in your dressing room.Mmmmm, the owls in your gravy.Even if you hide at sea, there's owls in the navy! Simon Cowell, your days are numbered. Owls will get you, while you slumber.In the night they'll come for you, and tear your crazy legs in two.