This is what happens when I get lucky crits.

[Noise]

Last night On the reactor orange map

No photoshop, every kill was a shovel kill.

 

[Carmine]

Shame I dominated you so many times

 

[Noise]

Shame I dominated you so many times

You don't have the ushanka.

 

[Carmine]

I have 16 hats, I am happy enough to just wait for an ushanka to come to me.

 

[Noise]

I have 16 hats, I am happy enough to just wait for an ushanka to come to me.

Yeah but thats one you don't have.

I'm just going to bug you with this since this is one of the only hats you don't have. D:

 

[Carmine]

Yeah but thats one you don't have.

I'm just going to bug you with this since this is one of the only hats you don't have. D:

There are seventeen hats I don't have.

 

[Noise]

There are seventeen hats I don't have.

I didn't know that.

 

[Tivi]

I have 16 hats, I am happy enough to just wait for an ushanka to come to me.

Idler

 

[Kamon]

This thread is now about hats.

 

[Carmine]

This thread is now about hats.

Honestly Kamon isn't every thread about hats, deep down?

 

[Kamon]

Honestly Kamon isn't every thread about hats, deep down?

Well... I guess so. After all, TF2 isn't a game about shooting or teamwork.

It's a game about hats, collecting hats, and wearing more hats than anyone else.

 

[PeZku]

Honestly Kamon isn't every thread about hats, deep down?

Really every thread is about Carmine.

Deep deep down.

 

[Carmine]

Well... I guess so. After all, TF2 isn't a game about shooting or teamwork.

It's a game about hats, collecting hats, and wearing more hats than anyone else.

Finally the revelation hits you!