Ohhhh, see you guys don't have the worst standard. Try being female and being dragged to matinees with your friends. I still cringe over all the idiotic drivel I've been forced to watch over the years.
Steel Magnolias (alternate name : Three hours wasted watching hormonal chicks cry and eat)
Bill Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet (Bang. Sword 9mm... ummm please stab the writer.)
How to Lose a guy in ten days (Simple. Take him to Best Buy. Done.)
Pretty Woman (Because of course, all hookers will end up with millionaire husbands....)
While you were sleeping (They make drugs to keep those pesky men in comas, now...)
Mannequin (Old school movie which really just glorifies love dolls)
What Women Want (Funny, I didn't see a talking candy bar that paid the bills in the whole thing)
Seriously... and this is coming from a normal, almost sane female... Stay the hell away from movies labeled "Romantic Comedy" . And if it mentions the words "Tear Jerker" it will only be referring to the pain of having another human being CLINGING to you in the movie theater as you try to be subtle about looking for escape routes to end the torture on the screen before you.