Man finds 88 bil in bank account and reports it!

It'd be tedious to widthdraw. ATM you'd have to take it out in amounts of 500 at a time..

Can't go to the bank teller, "How much would you like to withdraw?" "87 Billion."

"wat."
 
my grandma and grandfather are poor so i would give them a share buy a house where we all have a room (4 bedroom ours only has 3) and 2 bathrooms. build a gaming pc then i would collect interest and give it back 5 months later not 5 hours.
 
about three years ago, a little over 10K was put into my saving account. It was an error by the bank.

Did I say anything? Heck no!

Did I touch it? Heck no!

The following week the money was removed, along with the interest it earned.

I never did receive any info from the bank. It was like it never happened. I'm sure somebody got fired though...
 
I would walk into a McDonald's, hand the cashier an 88 billion dollar check, and order 88 billion McDoubles. Just seeing the cashier's reaction would be ridiculously funny.
 
If I had to return it:
I would withdraw it and move to Japan, good luck finding me there lol.

If I didn't have to return it:
- donate to a few charities
- donate to local school districts
- donate to eGO
- buy a few cars and mod them
- get a big house
- set up a huge server-cluster and sell gameservers/webservers/etc
- make some keen investments
 
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