New Name

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I have a cat named Patches. I am not calling Dreadmaker the same thing I call a cute little kitty of mine. TOO WEIRD.

Yeah, I don't think that would work. Using this name would give poor foefighter a mental complex. I kill him so often that if he began to think of me as his cat, he would probably end up curling up in a corner, rocking slowly back and forth, saying "patches is coming for me... patches is dominating me"... and as you might imagine, this would likely not be healthy for his relationship with his cat.
 
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