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"Its Beginning to Look Alot Like CRITmas " BY [N]Koans R Us 2008
Its beginning to look alot like CRITmas
Everywhere you go;
Take a look at the battlements glistening once again
With stickys and pryos aglow.
Its beginning to look alot like CRITmas
Sentrys in every floor,
But the dreaded sight to see is the heavy that will be
In front of your own spawn door.
Its beginning to look alot like CRITmas
Everywhere you go;
Theres a soldier in the long hall, one in the courtyard as well,
The ubered kind that likes to glow.
Its beginning to look alot like CRITmas
Sudden shots to the head,
And the thing that will make you run is Ggglygy with a gun
Because bam your dead.
"The 12 Days of 2Fort" BY [N]Koans R Us 2008
On the First Day of 2 Fort my teammates gave to me
A level 3 sentry.
On the Second Day of 2 Fort my teammates gave to me
2 Fatties Eating
And a level 3 sentry.
On the Third Day of 2 Fort my teammates gave to me
3 Intels Taken
2 Fatties Eating
And a level 3 sentry
On the Fourth Day of 2 Fort my teammates gave to me
4 Pyros Flaming
3 Intels Taken
2 Fatties Eating
And a level 3 sentry
On the Fifth Day of 2 Fort my teammates gave to me
5 Golden Crits
4 Pyros Flaming
3 Intels Taken
2 Fatties Eating
And a level 3 sentry
On the Sixth Day of 2 Fort my teammates gave to me
6 Spies a Cloaking
5 Golden Crits
4 Pyros Flaming
3 Intels Taken
2 Fatties Eating
And a level 3 sentry
On the Seventh Day of 2 Fort my teammates gave to me
7 Soldiers Shooting
6 Spies a cloaking
5 Golden Crits
4 Pyros Flaming
3 Intels Taken
2 Fatties Eating
And a level 3 sentry
On the Eighth day of 2 Fort my teammates gave to me
8 Medics Healing
7 Soldiers Shooting
6 Spies a Cloaking
5 Golden Crits
4 Pryos Flaming
3 Intels taken
2 Fatties Eating
And a level 3 sentry
On the Ninth Day of 2 Fort my teammates gave to me
9 Engies Dancing
8 Medics Healing
7 Soldiers Shooting
6 Spies a cloaking
5 Golden Crits
4 Pyros Flaming
3 Intels Taken
2 Fatties Eating
And a level 3 sentry
On the Tenth Day of 2 Fort my teammates gave to me
10 Scouts a leaping
9 Engies Dancing
8 Medics Healing
7 Soldiers Shooting
6 Spieas a Cloaking
5 Golden Crits
4 Pyros Flaming
3 Intels Taken
2 Fatties Eating
And a level 3 sentry
On the Eleventh Day of 2 Fort my teammates gave to me
11 Snipers Snipping
10 Scouts a Leaping
9 Engies Dancing
8 Medics Healing
7 Soldiers Shooting
6 Spies a Cloaking
5 Golden Crits
4 Pyros Flaming
3 Intels Taken
2 Fatties Eating
And a level 3 sentry
On the Twelfth Day of 2 Fort my teammates gave to me
12 Demos Launching
11 Snipers Snipping
10 Scouts a Leaping
9 Engies Dancing
8 Medics Healing
7 Soldiers a Shooting
6 Spies a Cloaking
5 Golden Crits
4 Pyros Flaming
3 Intels Taken
2 Fatties Eating
And a level 3 sentry
"2 Fort Carol of The Bells" by [N]Koans R Us 2008
Meet at the Fort, yes the 2 fort
Newbs come to play, play every day
Spies around here, backstabs are near
Not on my team, so it would seem
Clank clong, clank clong is the engies song
with hammering, they are building
Scouts little feet, running the beat
Bouncing every where, filling the air
Oh the pyros burn, when will I learn
Dispensers far away, afterburn is gay
Newbs at the fort ,where friends consort
Battles take place, I'm in your base
Sudden,sudden, sudden, death
Sudden,sudden, sudden, death
See a glowing ball, in a long hall
Guy with a patch, making limbs detach
On the sniper deck, look out to check
Really, really dead, hole in my head
Soldiers are here, has a bandolier
Rockets to the face, crits just in case
Clank clong, clank clong is the engies song
with hammering, they are building
Guy in the back, not in the attack
He helps you heal, ubers the deal
Oh how they eat, slow on their feet
Spinning up the gun, crying has begun
Newbs at the fort ,where friends consort
Battles take place, I'm in your base
Sudden,sudden, sudden, death
Sudden,sudden, sudden, death
On and on we fight, intels in sight
Newbs is where to be, few disagree
Clank clong, clank clong....
"The Kritzmas Song" by Nat King Crouton
Heavies roasting on an open fire
Spies facestabbing at your nose
Snipers on deck, taking crit rocket fire
And pyros dressed up like eskimos
Everybody knows a Medic and some overheal
Help to make the offense bright
Engineers, with dispensers aglow
Will find it hard to stay alive
They know that demo's on his way
He's loaded lots of 'nades and stickies for the slay
And every Scout outside is gonna spy
To see if Soldiers really know how to fly
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To all the Newbs of TF2
Although Left 4 Dead
Owns in so many ways
Nothing's better
Than you
Its beginning to look alot like CRITmas
Everywhere you go;
Take a look at the battlements glistening once again
With stickys and pryos aglow.
Its beginning to look alot like CRITmas
Sentrys in every floor,
But the dreaded sight to see is the heavy that will be
In front of your own spawn door.
Its beginning to look alot like CRITmas
Everywhere you go;
Theres a soldier in the long hall, one in the courtyard as well,
The ubered kind that likes to glow.
Its beginning to look alot like CRITmas
Sudden shots to the head,
And the thing that will make you run is Ggglygy with a gun
Because bam your dead.
"The 12 Days of 2Fort" BY [N]Koans R Us 2008
On the First Day of 2 Fort my teammates gave to me
A level 3 sentry.
On the Second Day of 2 Fort my teammates gave to me
2 Fatties Eating
And a level 3 sentry.
On the Third Day of 2 Fort my teammates gave to me
3 Intels Taken
2 Fatties Eating
And a level 3 sentry
On the Fourth Day of 2 Fort my teammates gave to me
4 Pyros Flaming
3 Intels Taken
2 Fatties Eating
And a level 3 sentry
On the Fifth Day of 2 Fort my teammates gave to me
5 Golden Crits
4 Pyros Flaming
3 Intels Taken
2 Fatties Eating
And a level 3 sentry
On the Sixth Day of 2 Fort my teammates gave to me
6 Spies a Cloaking
5 Golden Crits
4 Pyros Flaming
3 Intels Taken
2 Fatties Eating
And a level 3 sentry
On the Seventh Day of 2 Fort my teammates gave to me
7 Soldiers Shooting
6 Spies a cloaking
5 Golden Crits
4 Pyros Flaming
3 Intels Taken
2 Fatties Eating
And a level 3 sentry
On the Eighth day of 2 Fort my teammates gave to me
8 Medics Healing
7 Soldiers Shooting
6 Spies a Cloaking
5 Golden Crits
4 Pryos Flaming
3 Intels taken
2 Fatties Eating
And a level 3 sentry
On the Ninth Day of 2 Fort my teammates gave to me
9 Engies Dancing
8 Medics Healing
7 Soldiers Shooting
6 Spies a cloaking
5 Golden Crits
4 Pyros Flaming
3 Intels Taken
2 Fatties Eating
And a level 3 sentry
On the Tenth Day of 2 Fort my teammates gave to me
10 Scouts a leaping
9 Engies Dancing
8 Medics Healing
7 Soldiers Shooting
6 Spieas a Cloaking
5 Golden Crits
4 Pyros Flaming
3 Intels Taken
2 Fatties Eating
And a level 3 sentry
On the Eleventh Day of 2 Fort my teammates gave to me
11 Snipers Snipping
10 Scouts a Leaping
9 Engies Dancing
8 Medics Healing
7 Soldiers Shooting
6 Spies a Cloaking
5 Golden Crits
4 Pyros Flaming
3 Intels Taken
2 Fatties Eating
And a level 3 sentry
On the Twelfth Day of 2 Fort my teammates gave to me
12 Demos Launching
11 Snipers Snipping
10 Scouts a Leaping
9 Engies Dancing
8 Medics Healing
7 Soldiers a Shooting
6 Spies a Cloaking
5 Golden Crits
4 Pyros Flaming
3 Intels Taken
2 Fatties Eating
And a level 3 sentry
"2 Fort Carol of The Bells" by [N]Koans R Us 2008
Meet at the Fort, yes the 2 fort
Newbs come to play, play every day
Spies around here, backstabs are near
Not on my team, so it would seem
Clank clong, clank clong is the engies song
with hammering, they are building
Scouts little feet, running the beat
Bouncing every where, filling the air
Oh the pyros burn, when will I learn
Dispensers far away, afterburn is gay
Newbs at the fort ,where friends consort
Battles take place, I'm in your base
Sudden,sudden, sudden, death
Sudden,sudden, sudden, death
See a glowing ball, in a long hall
Guy with a patch, making limbs detach
On the sniper deck, look out to check
Really, really dead, hole in my head
Soldiers are here, has a bandolier
Rockets to the face, crits just in case
Clank clong, clank clong is the engies song
with hammering, they are building
Guy in the back, not in the attack
He helps you heal, ubers the deal
Oh how they eat, slow on their feet
Spinning up the gun, crying has begun
Newbs at the fort ,where friends consort
Battles take place, I'm in your base
Sudden,sudden, sudden, death
Sudden,sudden, sudden, death
On and on we fight, intels in sight
Newbs is where to be, few disagree
Clank clong, clank clong....
"The Kritzmas Song" by Nat King Crouton
Heavies roasting on an open fire
Spies facestabbing at your nose
Snipers on deck, taking crit rocket fire
And pyros dressed up like eskimos
Everybody knows a Medic and some overheal
Help to make the offense bright
Engineers, with dispensers aglow
Will find it hard to stay alive
They know that demo's on his way
He's loaded lots of 'nades and stickies for the slay
And every Scout outside is gonna spy
To see if Soldiers really know how to fly
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To all the Newbs of TF2
Although Left 4 Dead
Owns in so many ways
Nothing's better
Than you
