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It... wasn't supposed to happen. This was never part of the masters plan. Forces beyond our control are upon us. I reckon it was about time I came in here to post. For everyone worried about yours truly, don't be. It all started one day, during a thunderstorm. Thunderstorms are quiet common here in central Fl, but this was no ordinary thunderstorm. There was a thud on the roof. Then another. After a few minutes it started to sound like the heavens were pouring down rocks, and then it stopped. I looked into the sky and saw the face of god looking me square in the eyes. He asked me "Jack, why do you stay in one bush the whole game, just to get a few kills." I told him "Because, it makes people angry in vent, its quiet fun to listen to people rage in vent, especially p3n." God seemed to be annoyed by this answer, his face disappeared into the clouds and a light rain started. I went back inside my house to make some more people rage on vent, when out of no where I head a THUDTHRASHBOOOOOMAHHHHHHHHHninhaSONICEXPLOSIONBOOMBOOM. The lights began to flicker for a few seconds, and the mood lights were completely out. I turned around expecting the CIA to be roping through my windows to confiscate my "secret stash." I was disappointed when it was only lightning. I walk into my computer room and notice my computer is off. Weird, I could have sworn it was on when I went outside to talk to god. No big deal, it only takes a few minutes to boot my super computer up anyway, I thought to myself while sitting down in my throne. But when I went to turn on the computer, nothing happen. My heart rate suddenly tripled, and I began frantically pushing the power button trying to start my computer. Again, nothing happen. I immanently knew, the lightning had destroyed my computer. I collapsed onto the floor in panic, wondering what I'm going to do without a computer. Friends? No, I don't have any friends. Family? No, my family is too far away.
Lesson learned, if you're going to invest lots of money in a computer, invest the $20 on a surge protector. Also, don't make god angry.
Let me reassure you, comrades, that I will be back. Jack will be back, and on that day there shall be a parade. On that day, it shall be set in stone a new holiday. A holiday like none before. On this holiday, you wont be a day of remembrance, nor a day of family fellowship. This day shall be strictly be known as, DrBackJack's day. The day Jack came riding into town on a white horse. The hair on your arms will stand up, when Jack comes around.
I am currently in the process of gathering the funds for a new computer. I reckon I can salvage at least a few parts from my computer, but the expensive parts are all non salvageable. Once again brothers, I shall return for you all.
Until that day, keep your chins high and your heads on the swivel.
Cliff notes: I was mad at cuban, thats why I left.
Lesson learned, if you're going to invest lots of money in a computer, invest the $20 on a surge protector. Also, don't make god angry.
Let me reassure you, comrades, that I will be back. Jack will be back, and on that day there shall be a parade. On that day, it shall be set in stone a new holiday. A holiday like none before. On this holiday, you wont be a day of remembrance, nor a day of family fellowship. This day shall be strictly be known as, DrBackJack's day. The day Jack came riding into town on a white horse. The hair on your arms will stand up, when Jack comes around.
I am currently in the process of gathering the funds for a new computer. I reckon I can salvage at least a few parts from my computer, but the expensive parts are all non salvageable. Once again brothers, I shall return for you all.
Until that day, keep your chins high and your heads on the swivel.
Cliff notes: I was mad at cuban, thats why I left.
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