What grade are our beloved TF2 classes in?

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Since there was a nationality thingy about classes how about what grade they are in. Or did they graduate? Here are my thoughts:

Scout: Cocky high-schooler

Soldier: Drafted into the military in the middle of high-school, been in military ever since

Pyro: Very mysterious...Academy of pyrology!

Demoman: Educated scottish in the subject of explosive chemistry

Heavy: Barely made kindergarten and dropped out to be a gunner in TF2. Grew with bullets and nothing else

Engineer: Graduated engineering college in Texas.

Medic: Major in medicine...Graduated a college in Germany

Sniper: Australian sharpshooter...Grew up in a shooting range school and graduated AND made the TF2 team

Spy: Was expelled during his college years for serious mischief around and out of the school campus.

Your thoughts?
 
Scout: College Freshman/Student-Athlete (Baseball)

Soldier: Drops out of high school junior year, studies with guns until drafted by the Army.

Pyro: Expelled from all colleges after burning down two entire universities (along with a few community colleges)

Demoman: Went to an all boys school and studied in explosions.

Heavy: Never went to school, just learned about guns and received Sasha for 5th birthday.

Engineer: Went to college and majored in every engineering major at the University of Texas

Medic: Studied Medicine in Berlin. Became the youngest M.D. at 12, and youngest M.C.D. at 15.

Sniper: Graduated high school and later hunted in the Outback since.

Spy: Graduated high school and college Valedictorian. He simply got help. :P
 
Scout: A freshman who loves to play baseball and run.

DemoMan: A cyborg that likes sticky guns. Nobody knows who revived him..

Pyro: A guys who likes to burn things. He got kicked on a High school for burning the school.

Medic: A doctor who likes to revive people, and when he revives them, they turn into a cyborg. That has to do with DemoMan. But, we don't know.

Spy: A kidnapper. Who just had superpower to disguise anything. Even a tree... Uhmm..

Heavy: A fat guy who just like to eat,kill and sleep. He was born and raise with his beloved machine gun, Sasha.

Sniper: He's from the Wild Wild West.He is a cowboy. He saw a sniper, at his dad's barn. He killed all of the chickens. And he ate all the pie.....

Engineer: A smart technician, who likes to eat pineapple.

Soldier: a guys that likes heads, and to jump...and eat....
 
Scout: College Baseball Team, decided to go to war after realizing his home run hitting could be used as a weapon.

DemoMan: Chemical Explosives Degree at a Scottish University. Graduated Top Honors after succesfully demolishing the old exam building into a small pile of bricks and paper.

Pyro: Educated in the Ways of the Anarchist Cookbook. He has travelled around the world learning the ways of fire and its uses.

Medic: Achieved every known medical degree at the age of 21. Realized that the only challenge in the world left for him would be to build a gun that could heal people. After realizing the harm it could do he vowed to only use it in the battlefield where it is needed most.

Spy: After stealing the entire collection of exam papers and answers for the Fall and Spring Semesters in Highschool, he deceided to work for MI-6 in Britain. After stealing one of the directors prized cigars he was sent off to war.

Heavy: Dropped out of highschool during his sweet sixteen birthday party after getting his first manly gunned. Dumped his girlfriend and name his gun Sasha. Upon leaving russia he met up with the doc and they both realized that there was a good chance that they would need each other.

Sniper: Born and Raised in the outback. Ever since the age of 12 he had been using .50 calibur rifles. At 17 he set a new record for the longshot. 2.236 Miles. 2 weeks later he assasinated the prime minister of andorra (look it up its a tiny country). Trained on moving targets for 10 years after. He then joined the war just to watch peoples heads explode.

Engineer: Top of his class in Quantum Theory, Warp-Space Theory, Quantum Mechanics, Astro-Geometry, Computer Engineering, Electrial Engineering, Architectual design, Structural Engineering, and Subspace Quantum Teleportation.

Soldier: Raised on a farm and never went to school. First made RPMB(Rocket Proppeled Milk Bombs) he would practice his aim on the chickens. At the age of 32 he got tired of the farm life and researched zoology and the creation of man from a warmongers eyes. Realized it was time to go to war when a stray rocket almost destroyed his grain silo.
 
Sniper: That's not a knife...... this is a knife



That's all that needs to be said about the man.
 
!!!!WARNING!!!! i may have gone a bit over the top, but who cares, to the end i got a board so sorry the end ones aren't that good. Sry.
;)


Scout: (English, Johnny Harris) At the age of five he was his towns fastest long length runner, His dream to join the Olympic Game runners. He graduated from school at the age of 16 with little GCSE's and went to make his fortunes as an Olympic runner. He didn't get close into the entries for Britain. Feeling crushed a disappointed he left Britain and flew to America, Florida. Where dreams come true, or so they say. Finding no other job available, he joined the Army. In the 5 years he stayed there he made many friends including Sergeant Roberts a normal foot-solider and Doctor Franz and German doctor. He left to fight the war in Iraq, During the first few weeks of fighting he got so badly injured he had to be flown home. 2 years after receiving compensation money from the Army he kick started his life. He got a call from Doctor Franz out of the blue.
"John, you want a job...I’ll give you a job..." He picked up his baseball bat and pistol from the cupboard, and came to join the TF2 team.

Soldier: (American, George Roberts) At the age of three his parents died and he got took to the military to bring up as the ultimate solider. In this long expanse of time he learned things no one else could do such as handle a rocket launcher so well he could jump 50 feet in the air by having solid metal boots and firing a rocket at the ground to propel him into the air. About 24 years into his life he met John Harris and Doctor Franz. Two years later they were separated. He didn't meet them again when Doctor Franz called him saying
"George you want to escape from the army, I have the job just for you" George picked up his old American WWII spade, shotgun and his trusty rocket launcher and blasted away to safety and the TF2 team.

Pyromaniac: (Japanese, Lou Xing) Brought up in Japan he took to fire. At the age of six he burned down his own house. His parents were ruined. Seeming no other way, They disowned him and sent him to a boarding school in Britain. The headmaster their said after three attempts to burn the School he would send Lou Xing to a College in America that had the option to study fire, he may be a little under age but that didn’t matter. Lou Xing worked hard and got a degree in fire and explosives at the age of 20. He took a scientist job at ‘Lytham RQ’, at the age of 21, to research fire and what effect it had on different materials. One day a Sir Robert Hogget came in to view our work. Lou Xing had his doubts, he was right. Sir Robert Hogget was in fact John-Pierre Spindo, a French Spy. He was researching for a team called ‘Steam’ for a TF2 team to be an elite force of workers. He was looking for a Pyromaniac, Lou smiled. He picked up the flamethrower he used in experiments, a fire axe from the wall and set of to become a fiery member of the TF2 team.

Demoman: (Scottish, Freddy MacBurton) At an early age got into Ballet, he got teased for it. Somehow he made some explosives and blew up his school at the age of Seven. He got sent to The Scottish Academy of Explosive and Chemicals; he learned so much about explosives he could construct a bomb capable to blow up half of Asia in one go. He then grew just like a normal teenager, hanging about, causing trouble, blowing stuff up. Until one fateful day, he got in serious trouble for blowing. he got sent to prison for 5 years for repeated damage to property. He was 21 and he didn’t have a job and was in jail for the next three years of his life. Something unexpected happened he got asked to see someone. It was John-Pierre Spindo, no idea who he is but he was recruiting for a company called ‘Steam’ for an elite force of workers called the TF2 team. “I’ve got the weapons in the car for you, use this to break out.” It was a type 32-bomb, he set it and escaped to freedom and the TF2 team.

Heavy: (Russian, Samuel Devorac) manufactured in Russia as an attempt to beat Americas ultimate solider. Their success was short lived as John- Pierre Spindo stole him at the age of 22. The Russia was in outrage. And John-Pierre signed him up for the TF2 team.

Engineer: (American, James [Jay] Maken) At the age of five he made his first machine a piston-engine powered by Methane gas (Fart), ever since he been making better and better machines. Hired by John- Pierre Spindo into the TF2 team.

Medic: (German, Doctor Franz) Both parents Doctors dedicated his life to medicine, hired by John-Pierre Spindo as a recruiter and a healer in the TF2 team.

Sniper: (Austrailian, Thomas Outeburge) Australian sharpshooter...Grew up in a shooting range school and graduated at the ASC (Austrailain Sniper College)

Spy: (French, John-Pierre Spindo) Was expelled during his college years for serious mischief around and out of the school campus. And got hired by STEAM to make and fight in the TF2 team

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Classic
 
Ok guys you are all wrong about the soldier here is the OFFICIAL STEAM backstory of the soldier...Though he wanted desperately to fight in World War 2, the Soldier was rejected from every branch of the U.S. military. Undaunted, he bought his own ticket to Europe. After arriving and finally locating Poland, the Soldier taught himself how to load and fire a variety of weapons before embarking on a Nazi killing spree for which he was awarded several medals that he designed and made himself. His rampage ended immediately upon hearing about the end of the war in 1949.

And the pyro is a girl, ever notice the purse?
 
Soldier: Expelled from high school for shooting freshman with a potato cannon and joined the military soon after

Pyro: Excelled in college and in chemistry... until he burned his teacher

Demoman: Went to Chico state and partied hard and now has a dependence on alcohol

Heavy: Recieved Sasha for his birthday and they have been inseperable ever since

Engineer: Went to college and majored in mechanical engineering at the University of Texas

Medic: Went to study medicine in Munich after realizing that syringes were really fun to play with

Sniper: went to school until high school and has been a kangaroo hunter in the outback ever since

Spy: Expelled from high school for using cloak and having excessive truancies
 
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Ok guys you are all wrong about the soldier here is the OFFICIAL STEAM backstory of the soldier...Though he wanted desperately to fight in World War 2, the Soldier was rejected from every branch of the U.S. military. Undaunted, he bought his own ticket to Europe. After arriving and finally locating Poland, the Soldier taught himself how to load and fire a variety of weapons before embarking on a Nazi killing spree for which he was awarded several medals that he designed and made himself. His rampage ended immediately upon hearing about the end of the war in 1949.

And the pyro is a girl, ever notice the purse?
[/quote1199510714]I'm aware of the Soldier story, but I didn't' want that to restrict innovation.
 
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[quote1199510714==(eG)= Carmine]
Ok guys you are all wrong about the soldier here is the OFFICIAL STEAM backstory of the soldier...Though he wanted desperately to fight in World War 2, the Soldier was rejected from every branch of the U.S. military. Undaunted, he bought his own ticket to Europe. After arriving and finally locating Poland, the Soldier taught himself how to load and fire a variety of weapons before embarking on a Nazi killing spree for which he was awarded several medals that he designed and made himself. His rampage ended immediately upon hearing about the end of the war in 1949.

And the pyro is a girl, ever notice the purse?
[/quote1199510714]I'm aware of the Soldier story, but I didn't' want that to restrict innovation.
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where did u get the story? i want one for the heavy. so if someone could link or be creative it would make me happy ^_^
 
I'll fill your need Cpt. :]

The Heavy went to Elementary School but got expelled in 3th grade for bringing a toy-minigun on campus. His parents sent him to a 'boot camp' in Russia where he was brought up. When he was 10 he learned that he could eat a lot to be fat, but work out to also be strong, so he could beat up people who called him fat. After 6 years of hardcore eating/beating he left the boot camp and joined the Russian Army. Since he was too stupid to do anything but hold a gun, they sent him to the front lines of the battle with a huge mini-gun, Sasha, to aid him. He never got injured so they decided that he will stay in the front.
 

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