Noob List

[Assur]

http://www.destructoid.com/ten-golden-rules-of-online-gaming-64474.phtml

This made me laugh

 

[OfficerFriendly]

Simply awesome, and completely true!!!!! Time to go kill some noobs while keeping the ones on my team alive... damn lag

 

[Groo]

But if it's not the lag or the haX0rs then why am I losing? =)

 

[Acid Green]

lol how'd u find that, that gonna brighen up my day tomorow

 

[Food_Fight!]

Pretty funny.

 

[EyelessHunter]

LoL
My Absolute favorite is the one where it says using effective weapons is cheap and makes you a noob. hahahahahahahahahahahaha sooooo true (AWP). man this writer is funny. His sarcasm makes me soo happy

 

[bLackout {RD}]

I like AWP, though...

It's kind of true...
.. :?

 

[EyelessHunter]

No, I wasn't implying that the AWP makes u a noob, I was commenting on the fact that Everyone always gripes about people using it in reality

 

[bLackout {RD}]

....Ok?...But, I still like AWP.

5: If you are losing, it is because of lag:

Following on from the cheapness laws, you will soon get to learn that nothing is ever your fault when it comes to gaming. Lag is a process whereby everyone in the game becomes better than you thanks to the Internet helping them become cheap...........

Ahahaha! Whenever I play CS. Some noobs always say, "OMG, FREAKN LAG!"...
..Tsk..Tsk..Tsk..Newbies......

 

[OsirisIraq]

That was a very informative non-fiction work. Detailed research. And if you don't think so, you are a ghay hacker full of lag who's being cheap.

 

[Hobbs]

good stuff lol.

 

[Lydovexer]

That's funny! But if you are terrible with the sniper and you are using it, are you still a n00b or are you attempting to be one?>_>

 

[Assur]

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That's funny! But if you are terrible with the sniper and you are using it, are you still a n00b or are you attempting to be one?>_>
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Your a noob in training