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[Nix]

That world-famous cake is a lie.

Ha, anyone who finds themselves on the wrong side of Idol's hammer knows that's not true.

 

[Mr. Monday]

What do you have against orphans?

See, the empire always falls by the hand of an orphan farm boy who happens to be deeply connected to the emperor or equivalent figure. I figure that, hey, if there aren't any orphans I don't have to worry about my ban-built empire falling to them.

Q.E.D.