Well see, this is what I get for not playing jack yesterday (Seahawks!)...
Evidentially we passed 1,450,000 people while I was preoccupied and obtained the "Time Of Day" level on the Crimefest-O-Meter, and are well on our way to the secret stuff (1,469,516 members as of this post).
We're on the last stretch here folks, just a bit over a week and nearly halfway through to the next/last level of this thing! Spam those new accounts, pimp the group to your friends and neighbors!