Wanted: 1 small homing missle

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Sgt. Starbuck

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I have had a fly in my house for 3 days.
I hate flies and he is really starting to bug me (no pun intended)
I have sprayed him with 3 different bug sprays and I think that he is getting high on them (I didn't want to say "catching a buzz")
I need a small homing missile to finally do in this fly from hell. Conventional explosives will do but a very small nuclear tipped warhead will do.
I WANT HIM DEAD!!

Can pay up to $25.

Tech

PS I KNOW that I misspelled missile in the title.
 
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my venus flytrap loves flies put one where its seen the most and bam, no more fly. Watch your fingers though.
 
They invented flyswatters for a reason dude, and if you're killing it with spray because you don't want to hurt him think of this. The swatter is just a quick crushing death so it can't feel the pain for more than a second. The spray on the other hand is toxic and slowly painfully eating at its insides til the fly suffocates... Just go to the Dollar Tree, and buy a flyswatter or newspaper.
 
Heehee, I still like the flyswatter though because after your done vanquishing the fly monstrosity you can go outside, flap it around like a samurai sword and destroy and anthill while screaming, "Who's ya daddy?".... Ummm it was this one day, I was pretty bored =/!
 
ya man u must be the only person to ever use spray on a fly:). just wack the bastard out of the air and throw him in the trash.
 
Even my catlike reflexes have been in vain. I want the slow, agonizing death for him. I think he LIKES me!

Tech
 
LoL Grats on Fraggin the Fly. To bad about the wall though. Just think of the Victory HAha
 
a win without work is no win at all
so congrats on your WIN! (now go fix your wall)
 
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