This is a convo I had with my mom in the 1990's, It might help you on your trip home after finals:
Mommy! I had so much dirty laundry that I had to tie my computer to the roof of the car to come see you mom! I don?t know why it doesn?t work now.
*crying* How am I going to do my term papers now?
* sobbing* My term papers!!!!
Apple? * uncontrollable sobbing* Noo mom, none of the cool kids use Apples, Apples are for suckers.
All the A students buy UberClok computers because they write papers faster. Yeah, the spell checker really flies on an UberClok!
Also, my noisy roommate is hogging my internet?I hate him!
But, DLink has this cool router that recognizes the different kinds of traffic so that when he is downloading all the music, I can still do what I need to do *play games*. Yeah, he is bad mommy. And did I mention noisy? I also need some headsets so when he is playing his ?rock? music too loud I can concentrate on my termpapers.
There is this company called Turtle Beach, they have been supporting gamers?.I mean ummm students since the dawn of the computer, they have a great wireless headset that I can even listen to my recorded lectures in my bed while my noisy bad roommate is playing music too loud??oh and mom, some of that laundry is from the beginning of the semester, you should be careful with that?..


























