Recruiting for Universal Takeover.

[Blazing Heat]

I'm the god of....GRAPEFRUITS! *lalala song starts playing*...what?

Yeah...I can make...grapefruits.

 

[tucknrole]

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how about the power, to kill a yak, from 200 yards away....WITH MIND BULLETS....
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That's telekinesis Kyle! How about the power...to move you?

 

[Halo]

I'm waiting for the person who says they can burp real loud...

 

[stix03]

mine is music

 

[Drunk Baby [JR]]

i can speak chinese lol???? and korea?? ahhahahah t hats patetic

 

[FluffyTDestroyer]

I can talk people into doing really stupid things...

Just ask Tuck.

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Baron can MAKE pineapples... But Fry can make them disappear.

 

[foodsplitter]

hmmm, well i can blow up ur pc and steal ur money while ur sleeping! OOOOOOO WHAT NOW!?!?

I can also make a silencer (it will only work once) with a plastic soda bottle, duct tape, and a pen to draw cool designs on it.

 

[Gestapo]

i can get 3 chicks at once (goes right through em) with my massice e-penis...