My Rich Friend...

Jimmeh

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Well I have this one friend who is really loaded.. like I mean really loaded Like multi-Millionaire rich. Well Since the rest of us always go paintballing he felt a bit left out, he whined to his dad and guess what he got... I`m just going to send the links.. yes links! to the things he bought.


http://www.rap4.com/paintball/os/breda-machine-p-1135.html


And...


http://www.rap4.com/paintball/os/t68-avenger-p-4734.html

ohh.. and...

http://www.rap4.com/paintball/os/tippmann-squad-blaster-with-marker-package-p-3747.html

He bought a bunch of like Pistols too but I`m not sure which ones.

He went onto the website and bought all the most expensive guns there. Well it kind of sucks for him, because no one will go paintballing with him.. I don`t think anyone in there right mind would go near someone with that much firepower..
 
And the point of this...? To brag you have a rich friend?
I suspect the point was to awaken an urge in me.. this urge is telling me that I should jump out of the window and start living in the woods like a real caveman after gazing at the prices.
...And possibly fling poo at someone. :3
 
I suspect the point was to awaken an urge in me.. this urge is telling me that I should jump out of the window and start living in the woods like a real caveman after gazing at the prices.
...And possibly fling poo at someone. :3
oh my god!
 
to explain his pain at not having a bunch of money

i know where you're coming from. if he got those things.. thats insane lol

oh well. can't hate those that have. Money can't buy skill. or true friendship.
 
thats just plain stupid to waist 5k alone on the big guns. i say sell it and keep the money if i were that kid. keep the tipman, looks better than the machine gun to me...is that machine gun even legal?
 
doubtfully so for competition play, but i think they are just goofing off
(like we used to do)

though if some jerk brought that crap to my property, i'd tell him to leave it in the car.

just like that one kid that tried to wear a thick welding jacket. We told him: Helmets and clothes, thats it. take that armor crap and get outta here. lol
 
If your friend really wanted to show off his money, he could spend alot more with airsoft. I've seen some $6,000 guns. Plus all the gear. If he wanted multiple set ups, he could easily spend $15,000 dollars.

Gah, who am I kidding, I'd rather have a $200 gun over a $2000 gun any day. I'd feel like I'd have to be a beast at paintball/airsoft to own one.

I also feel (personal opinion), that when you get to the prices THAT high, its purely for aesthetics, and that expensive guns don't have have a significant increase in performance. Those guns look incredibly hot, but a great player with crap guns will ALWAYS beat a crap player with great guns.
 
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I posted this for the purpose of showing how ridiculous people can be with money... Like 11 Grand on paintball... the funny thing is he is one of those wusses who would be really afraid to get hit and then whine about the welts the rest of the day. Also it;s ridiculous that they even make guns like this lol. A mounted Machine gun serves no purpose in paintball lol.
 
well i dunno about the one you played with but when tippman tested it on a dummy it ripped teh dummies clothes off so it obviously never went into use lol.

I don't understand people and their paintball. When i was younger in high school we used to go out and buy a 60 dollar bb gun that you would pump and shoot and we would just go out in the woods and have a field day we never worse armor or helmets. i dunno but digging out metal bbs wasn't always the funnest suprisingly no one ever got hit in the head. lol maybe that wasn't the smartest decision. eh
 
well i dunno about the one you played with but when tippman tested it on a dummy it ripped teh dummies clothes off so it obviously never went into use lol.

I don't understand people and their paintball. When i was younger in high school we used to go out and buy a 60 dollar bb gun that you would pump and shoot and we would just go out in the woods and have a field day we never worse armor or helmets. i dunno but digging out metal bbs wasn't always the funnest suprisingly no one ever got hit in the head. lol maybe that wasn't the smartest decision. eh

I lived in Arkansas until I was 15.. We did the same thing. Single cocked the guns (or used a red rider), but at least we were smart enough to put on swimming goggles.. I actually used a ski mask with the goggles that only protected the eyes.. :P
 
well i dunno about the one you played with but when tippman tested it on a dummy it ripped teh dummies clothes off so it obviously never went into use lol.

I don't understand people and their paintball. When i was younger in high school we used to go out and buy a 60 dollar bb gun that you would pump and shoot and we would just go out in the woods and have a field day we never worse armor or helmets. i dunno but digging out metal bbs wasn't always the funnest suprisingly no one ever got hit in the head. lol maybe that wasn't the smartest decision. eh

anyone that points a gun at me (including a bb gun) gets their ass kicked. end of story.

I know people that lost their eye, or had to have bb's extracted and have horrible scars. And i know a guy that even lost something very "dear" to him with a gun accident. he's half the man he used to be.

and those aren't stories of a guy i know who knows a guy who knows a guy, these are people i actually know personally.
 
anyone that points a gun at me (including a bb gun) gets their ass kicked. end of story.

I know people that lost their eye, or had to have bb's extracted and have horrible scars. And i know a guy that even lost something very "dear" to him with a gun accident. he's half the man he used to be.

and those aren't stories of a guy i know who knows a guy who knows a guy, these are people i actually know personally.

Rellik :facewall:
 
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