Soldier update m u s t s e e !!!!!!!!!!

[Thereven]

Looks totally fake to me.

Not only are there four unlocks rather than the normal three, the descriptions all sound completely overpowered.

 

[chaosassualt]

ya i know its fake becasue there will never ever in tf2 history (i think) be a ninja

 

[Orange1]

This is horrible. You can see from the first screenshot that its just a gmod pose. How could anyone fall for this?

 

[Stormrider^]

Just look at the bottom. "Fake update by zippy".
Yes, it is fake. I doubt we need anymore posts stating that.
But Valve, learn from this; Give us Meet the Ninja!

 

[? Frisky Dingo ?]

I call shenanigans, these updates seem bogus.

 

[Davincivirus]

2points make it instant fake
Meet the Ninja
and the new gamemode is King of the Hill they spoke of it before

 

[EyelessHunter]

I give credit to the guy who faked this. He did a pretty good job

 

[Wickedesque]

Honestly, I'd much rather have Meet the Pirate than Meet the Ninja any day.

 

[westside]

it says its fake at the bottom lol

 

[SnipaDuDe-]

That is totally fake. Easy way to tell also. Achievement name was called identity theft which is already a achievement for spy so they wouldnt do another achievement of the same thing

 

[Captain Kraken]

Obvious Fake is Obvious. While the dialogue sounds Valve-ish, the map in the picture uses realistic game textures (i.e. Half-Life 2 or DoD) and is obviously posed in G-mod. They also would not likely give the soldier that type of weapon for a primary let alone 4 weapons in one update. Going prone will just never happen. And the achievment pictures are of all different styles, some breaking from the typical white/orange silhouettes with simple shapes, making it obvious to be a fraud.

 

[DRaGZ]

It seemed pretty good with the new icons and everything, although the unlock ideas were pretty dumb. But the "Meet the Ninja" ruined the entire effect. Good job dummkoff.

 

[KuNai]

Obvious Fake is Obvious. While the dialogue sounds Valve-ish, the map in the picture uses realistic game textures (i.e. Half-Life 2 or DoD) and is obviously posed in G-mod. They also would not likely give the soldier that type of weapon for a primary let alone 4 weapons in one update. Going prone will just never happen. And the achievment pictures are of all different styles, some breaking from the typical white/orange silhouettes with simple shapes, making it obvious to be a fraud.

+1. I facepalmed at "Meet the Ninja"

 

[Ritsu]

lol I would've believed it if it didn't have that Meet the Ninja thing since I didn't notice the "fake update" part at the bottom X]

 

[Captain Ashton]

I saw this about 6 months ago. Its definatly fake.

 

[Darkshade]

Valve wouldn't show it all in one day. Valve unleashes the update in a matter of days. That is not like valve.

 

[Cullmann]

The cool thing about these fake update pages is some of the stuff is real. Or close to real. If you think about it there was a fake one that said if you taunt with your bat you hit people so they fly far away. Or something like that. \there wasa spy update that said if you shoot someone some where with this gun it instant crit. \not exactly what the real updates are like but close to it.

 

[Super88]

Lmfao "Meet the Ninja"

 

[Prisoner416]

The fake sniper update was better and actually made sense.

*Dreams of Steyr Scouts and Boomerangs...*

 

[s3rv0]

Woah cool I get to use this twice in the same hour!

I got a huge lol out of this picture/caption.

So true though. It's a so-so job and TF2 is very, VERY exclusive on each class's strengths, weaknesses, and utility. Soldier would never get a demo weapon, regardless of if the grenades exploded on impact or not. Demoman is the indirect fire and artillery class, nobody else. Soldier is for AOE damage, long-range counter-sentry and other attack activities (rockets have no damage falloff over range), and general direct combat.