I humbly Submit: The Holy Grail

[Sharpe]

http://www.jdfoods.net/products/baconnaise.php

You got me excited till I read it was Mayo...Just flavored. Ugh.

Also, Chocolate + Bacon = Epic Win of all Epic Wins. Yea, I went there.

I've got to try this!

 

[John Thunder]

good lord, that looks like a disgusting, delicious, mess