1. Realize internet is out-->95% chance that means power is also out.
2. If power is out--Realize that the storm that knocked out your power has 50 mph winds and it's more brigth than dark because of how many lightning strikes there are.
3. Laugh because I'm used to it and she's a brick nananana HOUSE!
4. Hit myself cause of bad pun and go read.
5. Realize that the book is really bad and that the light from the lightning is inconsistant.
6. Eat.
7. Realize that I ate too much.
8. Throw up.
9. Realize because the power is out and I can't flush the toilet.
10. Apply air freshener.
11. Try falling asleep.
12. Realize that thunder is relatively loud.
13. Text people about how much I hate Justin Beiber.
14. Laugh at the fact lightning can't destroy my cell phone reception.
15. Gets bored.
16. Storm ends.
17. Run outside.
18. Realize the wind is still going, slip, fall, and get knocked out for an hour.
19. When you wake up, the power is back on.
20. Repeat.
