Rocky Road to Gravel Pit

Quaffer

EGO Is My Life!
In the merry month of June, from Dust Bowl I started
Left the girls of Well nearly broken hearted
Saluted father dear, kissed me darlin' mother
Drank a pint of beer me grief and tears to smother
Then off to reap the foe, slaughter high and low,
Filled my napalm full to banish spy come stalkin'
A brand new pair of goggs, shiny kevlar togs
And frightenin' all the dogs on the rocky road to Gravel Pit

Chorus:
One, two, three, four, five
Hunt the spy and burn him
Down the rocky road, on the way to Gravel Pit
Whack fol-laddie-rah!

In Black Mesa that night I rested limbs so weary
Startled by the light of Steve's pool glowing weirdly
Took a drop of the pure to keep me heart from sinkin'
That's the Pyro's cure whenever he's on for drinkin'
See the heavy's smile, laughin' all the while,
At me curious style, a sandwich he was gobblin’
Asked me was I fired, ammo I required,
Till I was nearly tired on the rocky road to Gravel Pit

Chorus:
One, two, three, four, five
Hunt the spy and burn him
Down the rocky road, on the way to Gravel Pit
Whack fol-laddie-rah!

In Two Fort next arrived, I thought it such a pity
To be so soon attacked by engineers and sentries
Stickies took a toll, Demo's own frivolity
My intel it was stole all in a neat locality
Something crossed me mind, when I looked behind
No intel could I find but no lack o' squabblin'
Enquirin' for the rogue, they said me Dust Bowl brogue
Wasn't much in vogue on the rocky road to Gravel Pit

Chorus:
One, two, three, four, five
Hunt the spy and burn him
Down the rocky road, on the way to Gravel Pit
Whack fol-laddie-rah!

From there I got away, me spirits never failing
Landed on Gold Rush just as the bomb was railing
The Soldier at me roared, said that he would scatter me
An airblast I employed, now he's gone instead of me
Snipers shooting twigs, wearing funny rigs
Made some hearty sigs the medic found me hobbelin'
Tried Egypt instead, fighting 'mongst the dead,
Or better far instead on the rocky road to Gravel Pit

Chorus:
One, two, three, four, five
Hunt the spy and burn him
Down the rocky road, on the way to Gravel Pit
Whack fol-laddie-rah!

Well, the boys of Lumberyard, in manner underhanded
Called meself a fool, I could no longer stand it,
Blood began to boil, temper I was losin'
Poor old Dust Bowl style they began abusin'
"Toast 'em all!" says I, my napalm I let fly
Some Granary boys were nigh and saw I was a squabblin'
With a loud "Hurray" joined in the affray
We quickly cleared the way on the rocky road to Gravel Pit!

Chorus:
One, two, three, four, five
Hunt the spy and burn him
Down the rocky road, on the way to Gravel Pit
Whack fol-laddie-rah!



Rocky Road to Dublin

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I need to go outside
No Turbine. Not good at all.

But there is gravel. Gravel is what's in the intel cases in Turbine, so I'll give you an A-.
 
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