DoD:S Life Lessons

Skipper Finny

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Thought it'd be funny if we had something like this on forums. If you have any ideas, feel free to post them up!

#1. Yes, that Allied Assault will kill you with one shot.
It happens to the best of us, sometimes from half way across the map.

#2. Sometimes the pistol has a scope
If you've been to Quick Draw, you've already seen it. They shoot you in the head from across the map, and your whole team.

#3. Being in the server is like being a parent
When the children start to whine, you just have to deal with it. Don't let it get to you!

#4. Sometimes pubs get overexcited when they kill you
Sometimes they just yell "Owned!" or "OH YEAHHHH!" Its funner to keep quiet, and smile when you get revenge.

#5 Talk to people in a friendly tone and they will listen
Talk to them nasty and you get nasty right back, with a dash of belligerence thrown in. -Quaffer

#6 Yes, it IS a bad idea to run into that steady stream of machinegun fire
Even after you watch the rest of your team run through it unharmed, odds are, its gonna kill you. -Dr. Compton

#7 Even if you are with a group, even if you are in the middle, you will still be shot by the enemy sniper -Death

#8 No matter wait the Kar98 will kill you but it's easier to punch those people and make them whine -Dutchoper72

#9 DO NOT PICK UP THAT GRENADE!
It will almost always go off closer to your face than theirs. -JetSeven

#10 When you urgently need to hit 'G' to throw away a useless gun and pick up another, your finger will hit 'H' 49% of the time, and 'F' 49% of the time. By the time you manage to hit 'G', you're dead. -Skippy

#11 The bigger the firefight you're running into, the higher chance your left pinky will hit that stupid little Windows button on the bottom left corner of your keyboard. -Skippy

#12 When your forward progress while running through a narrow, smoke-filled alley is suddenly stopped, it's not because you're lagging. It's because there's an enemy soldier prone at your feet. -Skippy

#13 Hiding in a corner to reload while you hope that your teammate covers you, is also known as 'false hope'. -Skippy

#14 Any time is a bad time to reload your '42 (or 30cal). -ST0RMY

#15 When you need to drop ammo, for your Rocket, You will hit 'G' and drop your gun. Resulting in being shot in the back when pick it up -Kiwi

#16 When you take a nade to save 6 people on the bridge, you will never hear a thank you,people just automatically assume that you enjoy blowing yourself up while playing hot potato with enemy nades. -BIOHZRD03
 
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Quaffer

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#5 Talk to people in a friendly tone and they will listen. Talk to them nasty and you get nasty right back, with a dash of belligerence thrown in.
 

Derve

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ive shouted ooh Yeahhhhhhhhhh a few times lol............... ill be less excited from now on xD
 

Dr.Compton

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#6 Yes, it IS a bad idea to run into that steady stream of machinegun fire. Even after you watch the rest of your team run through it unharmed, odds are, its gonna kill you.
 

Death

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#7 Even if you are with a group, even if you are in the middle, you will still be shot by the enemy sniper
 
#1. Yes, that Allied Assault will kill you with one shot.
It happens to the best of us, sometimes from half way across the map.
Was getting this soooo much last night. Everytime I turned around *BOOM!! HEADSHOT!!1!11* from a Thompson. What goes around comes around I suppose. :laugh:
 

wewo

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#5 Talk to people in a friendly tone and they will listen. Talk to them nasty and you get nasty right back, with a dash of belligerence thrown in.
Not always true, but at least it will be clear who the jerk is:)
 
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