DoD:S Life Lessons
- Thread starter Skipper Finny
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To make it easier on our eyes, I summarized what we have so far --
#1. Yes, that Allied Assault will kill you with one shot. (Skipper Finny)
It happens to the best of us, sometimes from half way across the map.
#2. Sometimes the pistol has a scope (Skipper Finny)
If you've been to Quick Draw, you've already seen it. They shoot you in the head from across the map, and your whole team.
#3. Being in the server is like being a parent (Skipper Finny)
When the children start to whine, you just have to deal with it. Don't let it get to you!
#4. Sometimes pubs get overexcited when they kill you (Skipper Finny)
Sometimes they just yell "Owned!" or "OH YEAHHHH!" Its funner to keep quiet, and smile when you get revenge.
#5 (Quaffer) Talk to people in a friendly tone and they will listen. Talk to them nasty and you get nasty right back, with a dash of belligerence thrown in.
#6 (Dr.Compton) Yes, it IS a bad idea to run into that steady stream of machinegun fire. Even after you watch the rest of your team run through it unharmed, odds are, its gonna kill you.
#7 (Death) Even if you are with a group, even if you are in the middle, you will still be shot by the enemy sniper
#8 (Dutchoper72) No matter wait the Kar98 will kill you but it is easier to punch those people and make them whine
#9 (Jetseven) DO NOT PICK UP THAT GRENADE!!
It will almost always go off closer to your face than theirs.
#1. Yes, that Allied Assault will kill you with one shot. (Skipper Finny)
It happens to the best of us, sometimes from half way across the map.
#2. Sometimes the pistol has a scope (Skipper Finny)
If you've been to Quick Draw, you've already seen it. They shoot you in the head from across the map, and your whole team.
#3. Being in the server is like being a parent (Skipper Finny)
When the children start to whine, you just have to deal with it. Don't let it get to you!
#4. Sometimes pubs get overexcited when they kill you (Skipper Finny)
Sometimes they just yell "Owned!" or "OH YEAHHHH!" Its funner to keep quiet, and smile when you get revenge.
#5 (Quaffer) Talk to people in a friendly tone and they will listen. Talk to them nasty and you get nasty right back, with a dash of belligerence thrown in.
#6 (Dr.Compton) Yes, it IS a bad idea to run into that steady stream of machinegun fire. Even after you watch the rest of your team run through it unharmed, odds are, its gonna kill you.
#7 (Death) Even if you are with a group, even if you are in the middle, you will still be shot by the enemy sniper
#8 (Dutchoper72) No matter wait the Kar98 will kill you but it is easier to punch those people and make them whine
#9 (Jetseven) DO NOT PICK UP THAT GRENADE!!
It will almost always go off closer to your face than theirs.
And here are some of my contributions that I pulled from one of my older posts --
#10 When you urgently need to hit 'G' to throw away a useless gun and pick up another, your finger will hit 'H' 49% of the time, and 'F' 49% of the time. By the time you manage to hit 'G', you're dead.
#11 The bigger the firefight you're running into, the higher chance your left pinky will hit that stupid little Windows button on the bottom left corner of your keyboard.
#12 When your forward progress while running through a narrow, smoke-filled alley is suddenly stopped, it's not because you're lagging. It's because there's an enemy soldier prone at your feet.
#13 Hiding in a corner to reload while you hope that your teammate covers you, is also known as 'false hope'.
#10 When you urgently need to hit 'G' to throw away a useless gun and pick up another, your finger will hit 'H' 49% of the time, and 'F' 49% of the time. By the time you manage to hit 'G', you're dead.
#11 The bigger the firefight you're running into, the higher chance your left pinky will hit that stupid little Windows button on the bottom left corner of your keyboard.
#12 When your forward progress while running through a narrow, smoke-filled alley is suddenly stopped, it's not because you're lagging. It's because there's an enemy soldier prone at your feet.
#13 Hiding in a corner to reload while you hope that your teammate covers you, is also known as 'false hope'.
Great posts guys, keep them coming! I'll add some more once they come to me.
-It IS a bad Idea to go the same way where your teammate just got shot.
