Thought it'd be funny if we had something like this on forums. If you have any ideas, feel free to post them up!
#1. Yes, that Allied Assault will kill you with one shot.
It happens to the best of us, sometimes from half way across the map.
#2. Sometimes the pistol has a scope
If you've been to Quick Draw, you've already seen it. They shoot you in the head from across the map, and your whole team.
#3. Being in the server is like being a parent
When the children start to whine, you just have to deal with it. Don't let it get to you!
#4. Sometimes pubs get overexcited when they kill you
Sometimes they just yell "Owned!" or "OH YEAHHHH!" Its funner to keep quiet, and smile when you get revenge.
#5 Talk to people in a friendly tone and they will listen
Talk to them nasty and you get nasty right back, with a dash of belligerence thrown in. -Quaffer
#6 Yes, it IS a bad idea to run into that steady stream of machinegun fire
Even after you watch the rest of your team run through it unharmed, odds are, its gonna kill you. -Dr. Compton
#7 Even if you are with a group, even if you are in the middle, you will still be shot by the enemy sniper -Death
#8 No matter wait the Kar98 will kill you but it's easier to punch those people and make them whine -Dutchoper72
#9 DO NOT PICK UP THAT GRENADE!
It will almost always go off closer to your face than theirs. -JetSeven
#10 When you urgently need to hit 'G' to throw away a useless gun and pick up another, your finger will hit 'H' 49% of the time, and 'F' 49% of the time. By the time you manage to hit 'G', you're dead. -Skippy
#11 The bigger the firefight you're running into, the higher chance your left pinky will hit that stupid little Windows button on the bottom left corner of your keyboard. -Skippy
#12 When your forward progress while running through a narrow, smoke-filled alley is suddenly stopped, it's not because you're lagging. It's because there's an enemy soldier prone at your feet. -Skippy
#13 Hiding in a corner to reload while you hope that your teammate covers you, is also known as 'false hope'. -Skippy
#14 Any time is a bad time to reload your '42 (or 30cal). -ST0RMY
#15 When you need to drop ammo, for your Rocket, You will hit 'G' and drop your gun. Resulting in being shot in the back when pick it up -Kiwi
#16 When you take a nade to save 6 people on the bridge, you will never hear a thank you,people just automatically assume that you enjoy blowing yourself up while playing hot potato with enemy nades. -BIOHZRD03
#1. Yes, that Allied Assault will kill you with one shot.
It happens to the best of us, sometimes from half way across the map.
#2. Sometimes the pistol has a scope
If you've been to Quick Draw, you've already seen it. They shoot you in the head from across the map, and your whole team.
#3. Being in the server is like being a parent
When the children start to whine, you just have to deal with it. Don't let it get to you!
#4. Sometimes pubs get overexcited when they kill you
Sometimes they just yell "Owned!" or "OH YEAHHHH!" Its funner to keep quiet, and smile when you get revenge.
#5 Talk to people in a friendly tone and they will listen
Talk to them nasty and you get nasty right back, with a dash of belligerence thrown in. -Quaffer
#6 Yes, it IS a bad idea to run into that steady stream of machinegun fire
Even after you watch the rest of your team run through it unharmed, odds are, its gonna kill you. -Dr. Compton
#7 Even if you are with a group, even if you are in the middle, you will still be shot by the enemy sniper -Death
#8 No matter wait the Kar98 will kill you but it's easier to punch those people and make them whine -Dutchoper72
#9 DO NOT PICK UP THAT GRENADE!
It will almost always go off closer to your face than theirs. -JetSeven
#10 When you urgently need to hit 'G' to throw away a useless gun and pick up another, your finger will hit 'H' 49% of the time, and 'F' 49% of the time. By the time you manage to hit 'G', you're dead. -Skippy
#11 The bigger the firefight you're running into, the higher chance your left pinky will hit that stupid little Windows button on the bottom left corner of your keyboard. -Skippy
#12 When your forward progress while running through a narrow, smoke-filled alley is suddenly stopped, it's not because you're lagging. It's because there's an enemy soldier prone at your feet. -Skippy
#13 Hiding in a corner to reload while you hope that your teammate covers you, is also known as 'false hope'. -Skippy
#14 Any time is a bad time to reload your '42 (or 30cal). -ST0RMY
#15 When you need to drop ammo, for your Rocket, You will hit 'G' and drop your gun. Resulting in being shot in the back when pick it up -Kiwi
#16 When you take a nade to save 6 people on the bridge, you will never hear a thank you,people just automatically assume that you enjoy blowing yourself up while playing hot potato with enemy nades. -BIOHZRD03
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