Hilarious Quotes

[eurocracy]

Anyone got more of these, they're epic.
Such as:

And then Jack chopped down what was the world's last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement, and trespass charges already mentioned, and all the giant's children didn't have a daddy anymore. But he got away with it and lived happily ever after, without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done...which proves that you can be excused for just about anything if you are a hero, because no one asks inconvenient questions.

Discuss and post.

 

[Mayhem Death]

Lol. Silly guy. Look at bottom of my sig. Funny Quotes from Real eGO members!

 

[Sexy Beast]

That was a pretty good quote.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

- Groucho Marx

 

[eurocracy]

I made up a cool one:

This machine takes you back exactly two seconds in time. Watch as I push this button-as I push this button-as I push this button-as I push this button-as I push this button-as I push this button-as I push this button-as I push this button-as I push this button. Hey, why has it suddenly run out of battery?

 

[TheyCallMeC]

bout a week ago me n dalsia were in the jail server messing with peoples names

i came up with

DALSIA - Derp A Lot So I'm Awesome

and

VANILLA - Very Active, Not Intelligent Like Little Artinz

dalsia did some thing with Frap about failing

and something with my name about eating cookies at the end

it was all very hilarious because Frap was getting so POed about it

 

[Dead Tom]

I like this one from a recent moment spent with Artimus and Advisor Jon

Artimus: "Dead Tom why is your comment argh this is horrible :"("
Dead Tom: "Uhhhhhh"
Jon: "Great Answer"