Hilarious Quotes

eurocracy

Poster Extraordinaire
Anyone got more of these, they're epic.
Such as:
Terry Pratchett's Hogfather said:
And then Jack chopped down what was the world's last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement, and trespass charges already mentioned, and all the giant's children didn't have a daddy anymore. But he got away with it and lived happily ever after, without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done...which proves that you can be excused for just about anything if you are a hero, because no one asks inconvenient questions.
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eurocracy

Poster Extraordinaire
I made up a cool one:
Crazy Scientist said:
This machine takes you back exactly two seconds in time. Watch as I push this button-as I push this button-as I push this button-as I push this button-as I push this button-as I push this button-as I push this button-as I push this button-as I push this button. Hey, why has it suddenly run out of battery?
 

TheyCallMeC

Poster Extraordinaire
bout a week ago me n dalsia were in the jail server messing with peoples names

i came up with

DALSIA - Derp A Lot So I'm Awesome

and

VANILLA - Very Active, Not Intelligent Like Little Artinz

dalsia did some thing with Frap about failing

and something with my name about eating cookies at the end

it was all very hilarious because Frap was getting so POed about it
 

Dead Tom

EGO Is My Life!
I like this one from a recent moment spent with Artimus and Advisor Jon

Artimus: "Dead Tom why is your comment argh this is horrible :"("
Dead Tom: "Uhhhhhh"
Jon: "Great Answer"
 
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