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ST0RMY

ST0RMY

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Heya Chumps,

About a month ago on 4th of July weekend ZAZZLE had a sale going on. Well i had made Blue Stealth wait for his prize for a few months and decided to pony up (among other "debts") in any case the sale ended on the 5th and i made a mad dash PMing Dulaity with death threats and even a bribe (or cordial request, ive forgotten which). He basically talked to me on Vent for a few hours while he painstakingly customized each of the 4 steins i ordered.

Hell, i can barely put up with myself for more than a few minutes at a time but Duality really went out of his way to make these things as awesome as possible. While talking to him he emphasized that there are a bunch of items that arent even listed on ZAZZLE but can still be ordered (sorry girls, no thongs.... yet). Besides steins i believe he said there are frosted beer mugs, tumblers, ummm other stuff, and ummm ive gotta talk to Duality again! So if you ever get the chance to sepnd some extra cash why not give to the organization you love and get some cool gear in return?

Heres a picture of my cat with her "happy" face as she poses for the pic. Yes, i have turned into one of those pathetic people who take picture of their cats whenever possible.

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Anyways, if youre in the market for some cool gear hit up Duality or order straight from the ZAZZLE site! Actually always talk to Duality since he can give you a link that contributes even more money to eGO for the same price.
 
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I think you gots a good idea, Put a picture of your cat on the cat dish so when it reaches the bottom it scares her HAHA, sorry some odd reason sounded better in my head lol.
 
Commando Vlaskiyov said:
I still want a Stein. If we can have it customized with the logo, would it be possible to have your name on it?
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Check out his pic on the first page.............and frieken sa-weet stein stormy, you really know how to give an inspirational pep talk. Have you ever thought about being a salesman for TV, id buy it if you were selling it :p .

Stormys sells pitch:

"Listen up JERKFACES, for a limited time only you can get this (item for sale here) for only (X amount of dollars). But wait, if you call right now we will DOUBLE the offer. Thats right you can get 2 (items for sale here) for the price of one, for only (X amount of dollars). But thats not all we will also give you (some random thing here). So thats 2 (item for sale here) and 2 (some random thing here) for only (X amount of dollars). You heard it right CHUMPS, so call now.

(In fast un-identifiable speach) Must pay seperate shipping and hadling charges, not responsible for the tears coming out of your eye sockets for calling you JERKFACES/CHUMPS.
 
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Dutchoper72 said:
You would want one
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Dutch, it seems to me that you’re cruising for a bruising. This could be for a number of reasons: "that" time of the month, a new batch of backne, standard adolescent angst, ingrown toenail, deep unmet needs stemming from a childhood filled with neglect and the inability to meet the demands of your parents which will one day make you even more isolated from society so you will die alone, only a shell of a man whose entire existence was but a waste of infinite potential. My guess is the last thingy but seriously a "that’s what she said" comment would have sufficed or even a "cool story bro." I’ll make that appointment to your psychiatrist for you. For now I recommend a fetal position while you contemplate all of your past and present failures.

Too far?-- nah youre Dutch you can handle it... probably ;)
 
lungbuster4417 said:
Check out his pic on the first page.............and frieken sa-weet stein stormy, you really know how to give an inspirational pep talk. Have you ever thought about being a salesman for TV, id buy it if you were selling it :p .
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Thanks Lungbuster. I have found that speaking in a firm and demanding tone while using vague insults works best for hostage situations, carjackings, bank roberies, and sales positions.

featherfoot07 said:
Stormy,.....

I was going to say something and got lost looking at your cat....
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Yeah that happens to me too, except i have to look where shes looking because its either: a. destructable b. expensive c. mildly poisonous or d. all of the above.
 
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Butcher_Foot said:
why do i get teased for feeding my cat awesome food like hot dogs but stormy is cool for giving his beer?
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Maybe if you fed your cat premium hot dogs and not the ones with 3% animal matter and 97% other. Besides my cat and i dont reaaly drink beer that often, i only give her Rockstar energy drinks and the occasional Monster. Pshhh dont you know that beer is not recommended for pregnant women and people sensitive to caffeine... or is that Rockstar? :blink:
 
ST0RMY said:
Maybe if you fed your cat premium hot dogs and not the ones with 3% animal matter and 97% other. Besides my cat and i dont reaaly drink beer that often, i only give her Rockstar energy drinks and the occasional Monster. Pshhh dont you know that beer is not recommended for pregnant women and people sensitive to caffeine... or is that Rockstar? :blink:
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you tell me, im yet to be pregnant, though im hoping it happens soon like in Junior, such an amazing movie :) should be listed in a list of classics
 
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