Ladies and gentlemen, it's here, and it's going to be epic.
First, allow me to hook your attention. Last bounty I did was very popular; had more views than any of the divisional stickies, and tons and tons of responses. I gave out 47,000 CC to the winner. Not bad.
This time, I'm multiplying that by 10. Oh yeah, and adding a million. Interested? good.
Here in the TF2 department, there are nine elusive characters that have been hiding amongst us. They are the Kings of TF2. Each one represents a different class, and they play them with devastating effectiveness. These players will chew you up and spit you out before you even know what hit you.
Except... I can't really recall who they are.
That's right; it's a mystery. 9 players have been selected as the target of this bounty, and all of them will be active and running around our servers for the next 2 weeks. They are all eGO members, of course. Your job is to dominate them on their favorite map while they play their favorite class (of which they will be the king). For doing this, you will receive a substantial amount of CC, as detailed in the Rewards section below. In order to claim them, you must post a picture of you dominating who you think the king is, stating: I have dominated [name], king of the [class]. If you are correct, you get money. if you are wrong, you aren't allowed to post any more dominations here for 24 hours.
In order for it to be valid, the domination must occur while the king is playing their designated class, and it must be on their favorite server. for clarity, YOU don't have to be playing the same class as the king; you can play any class for it to be valid.
EDIT: for clarity: the kings all know who they are; I contacted them prior to this. They don't, however, know who the other kings are.
"But Dread!" I hear you cry, "There are so many great players in eGO! how will I ever figure out who the king is?" Well, this thread isn't just about the kings. Remember my winner takes it all bounty? Well, a similar thing will happen here. You can dominate any player in eGO and post a picture of it. Every domination will get you a point. No, not money; a 'point'.
What are points good for?
Buying clues about the kings, of course. Every domination you get counts as a point, and once you get enough, you can trade them in for a clue (or information) about your king of choice. Those prices are listed right here:
**NEW!**
5 Points: 5k Token! each of these is worth 5k at the end of the bounty!
10 Points: KingDom token! Used to steal credit for king dominations (one of the 3 required components.)
5 Points: Additional CC on a specific King's head (see reward section).
10 Points: The King's favorite map (that you will need to dominate them on).
15 Points: A cryptic clue that will give you a hint as to who it is.
30 Points: The name of the King.
***When buying clues, please make sure to specify which king you are buying it for.***
NEW ITEMS ARE IN STOCK!
MYSTERY BOX #1 has been bought! What was inside: KingDom tokens! A lot of kings have already been dominated, and it's looking like the people who are going to get the money are set. OR NOT! Buy a KingDom token (which will be credited with a * beside your name), dominate the king of your choice AND their original dominator, and you'll steal the the domination! See this post for details.
MYSTERY BOX #2 has been bought! What was inside: Point sharing is now enabled! You can now request your points to be given to other players! This enables teaming up with friends to buy big things!
Additionally, you can opt to pay double the posted price for any one of these items to have the information sent to you via PM, and not posted here for everyone else to see. Getting clues privately is really expensive, but it keeps everyone else from knowing about it; it gives you an edge!
Also: Just like my previous bounty, dominating someone with points will give you all of thier points! Stealing points can, and will, happen.
Now this is the fun part. Yes, you heard up above; I'm putting 1.4 million CC behind this bounty. That's a lot. Here's how it's going to be split up:
This means a few things:
As long as you participate, there's a good chance you're going to make some good cash!
Additionally, many (but not all) of the kings have decided to augment the bounty by putting some extra money on their head. I'm not going to disclose the amount; You can choose to reveal it for a specific king for 5 points. What does that mean? It means that some kings are most certainly sweeter than others.
Unfortunately, my internet decided to fritz in the middle of an editing session. what happened? everything below this point was erased. If you have questions, IM me, but I think at this point, you probably all know the rules.
Some additional questions that merit a repost from the original post:
Are the kings the best players of their classes?: Not necessarily. It's not my place to judge that. I simply picked players who represented the classes well; that means they're good players, but not necessarily the best players.
Are there Queens as well, or just Kings?: Still a good question.
Reminder: there's a secret 10th king. They're secret. No clues. Go find them and kill them. you'll instantly get 100k.
Kings
Scout King: Super88 (Dominated by K^^)
Scout Clue: Revealed by Pepper Rabbit:
Scout Map: Valvemaps
Scout Price: 0
Soldier King: Werner Voss (Revealed by K^^, Dominated by Frisky Dingo)
Soldier Clue: Revealed by Noise964
Soldier Map: Blackmesa (Revealed by IrateDonnie)
Soldier Price: 25k (Revealed by K^^)
Pyro King: Noise964 (Dominated by Mr. Sajora)
Pyro Clue: (revealed by Crazyrockets)
Pyro Map: Blackmesa (Revealed by Marine4God)
Pyro Price: 0 (Revealed by Marine4God)
Demo King: Heinz the Baron (Dominated by Crazyrockets)
Demo Clue: (Revealed by Jawneh)
Demo Map: Blackmesa
Demo Price: 85k
Heavy King: THAT guy (Dominated by Pepper Rabbit, then stolen by Noise964)
Heavy Clue: Revealed Privately to Pepper Rabbit, Revealed Publicly by Crazyrockets
Heavy Map: Blackmesa
Heavy Price: 10k
Engineer King: Crazyrockets (Revealed by Marine4God)
Engineer Clue: Revealed by Naku_vamp
Engineer Map: Not Yet Revealed
Engineer Price: 50k (Revealed by Naku_vamp)
Medic King: KhaoticOrd3r Dominated By Jawneh
Medic Clue: Revealed by Noise964
Medic Map: Blackmesa
Medic Price: 63k
Sniper King: Son007 (Revealed by Mr. Sajora)
Sniper Clue: Revealed Privately to Aqua Blue, Publicly revealed by Son007
Sniper Map: Blackmesa (Revealed by ModusPwnens)
Sniper Price: 0 (Revealed by Mr. Sajora)
Spy King: Frisky Dingo (Revealed by Naku_Vamp)
Spy Clue: Revealed by Pepper Rabbit
Spy Map: Not Yet Revealed
Spy Price: 30k
Players Who Have Earned Points
AJBurges: 5
Watersnake: 4
Noise964: 4
Beta: 3
crazyrockets: 2^^^^^^^
Marine4God: 2*^^^^^^^^^
Pepper Rabbit: 2^^^^^^^
Mr. Sajora: 1^^^^
Jawneh: 1^^
Frisky Dingo: 1
Shadohunter: 0^^^^^^^^
RBrandon: 0
ModusPwnens: 0^
SquidwardTentacles: 0^
Naku_vamp: 0
[Typhus]: 0
stacksondeck: 0
Maiella: 0
Werner Voss: 0
Donnie the Dinosaur: 0
K^^: 0
KhaoticOrd3r: 0
Players on 24 hour Lockout:
First, allow me to hook your attention. Last bounty I did was very popular; had more views than any of the divisional stickies, and tons and tons of responses. I gave out 47,000 CC to the winner. Not bad.
This time, I'm multiplying that by 10. Oh yeah, and adding a million. Interested? good.
The Challenge
Here in the TF2 department, there are nine elusive characters that have been hiding amongst us. They are the Kings of TF2. Each one represents a different class, and they play them with devastating effectiveness. These players will chew you up and spit you out before you even know what hit you.
Except... I can't really recall who they are.
That's right; it's a mystery. 9 players have been selected as the target of this bounty, and all of them will be active and running around our servers for the next 2 weeks. They are all eGO members, of course. Your job is to dominate them on their favorite map while they play their favorite class (of which they will be the king). For doing this, you will receive a substantial amount of CC, as detailed in the Rewards section below. In order to claim them, you must post a picture of you dominating who you think the king is, stating: I have dominated [name], king of the [class]. If you are correct, you get money. if you are wrong, you aren't allowed to post any more dominations here for 24 hours.
In order for it to be valid, the domination must occur while the king is playing their designated class, and it must be on their favorite server. for clarity, YOU don't have to be playing the same class as the king; you can play any class for it to be valid.
EDIT: for clarity: the kings all know who they are; I contacted them prior to this. They don't, however, know who the other kings are.
The Method
"But Dread!" I hear you cry, "There are so many great players in eGO! how will I ever figure out who the king is?" Well, this thread isn't just about the kings. Remember my winner takes it all bounty? Well, a similar thing will happen here. You can dominate any player in eGO and post a picture of it. Every domination will get you a point. No, not money; a 'point'.
What are points good for?
Buying clues about the kings, of course. Every domination you get counts as a point, and once you get enough, you can trade them in for a clue (or information) about your king of choice. Those prices are listed right here:
**NEW!**
5 Points: 5k Token! each of these is worth 5k at the end of the bounty!
10 Points: KingDom token! Used to steal credit for king dominations (one of the 3 required components.)
5 Points: Additional CC on a specific King's head (see reward section).
10 Points: The King's favorite map (that you will need to dominate them on).
15 Points: A cryptic clue that will give you a hint as to who it is.
30 Points: The name of the King.
***When buying clues, please make sure to specify which king you are buying it for.***
NEW ITEMS ARE IN STOCK!
MYSTERY BOX #1 has been bought! What was inside: KingDom tokens! A lot of kings have already been dominated, and it's looking like the people who are going to get the money are set. OR NOT! Buy a KingDom token (which will be credited with a * beside your name), dominate the king of your choice AND their original dominator, and you'll steal the the domination! See this post for details.
MYSTERY BOX #2 has been bought! What was inside: Point sharing is now enabled! You can now request your points to be given to other players! This enables teaming up with friends to buy big things!
Additionally, you can opt to pay double the posted price for any one of these items to have the information sent to you via PM, and not posted here for everyone else to see. Getting clues privately is really expensive, but it keeps everyone else from knowing about it; it gives you an edge!
Also: Just like my previous bounty, dominating someone with points will give you all of thier points! Stealing points can, and will, happen.
The Rewards
Now this is the fun part. Yes, you heard up above; I'm putting 1.4 million CC behind this bounty. That's a lot. Here's how it's going to be split up:
- Every King that successfully evades domination will be given 50k as a 'pat on the back.'
- If at least 5 Kings are dominated, the remainder of my money will be split equally between the dominators.
- If less than 5 kings are dominated, 200,000 CC will be split among the 5 people who got the most regular dominations, and the rest will be split evenly among those who dom'd the Kings.
- If no Kings are dominated, the remaining money will be split proportionally among all of those who posted regular dominations.
- In the incredibly unlikely event that one person gets all nine kings, they will recieve all of the money, no questions asked.
This means a few things:
- If you dominate a king, there is NO WAY that you will receive less than 100k, and likely, it will be much more.
- Even if you don't end up getting a king, if not many people do, there's a chance that just regular dominations will earn you lots of money. That means you should put in as many doms as you can!
- In my winner takes it all bounty, there were roughly 210 dominations turned in. If no kings are dominated here, those would be worth roughly 5k a piece! 10 times what they were worth before!
As long as you participate, there's a good chance you're going to make some good cash!
Additionally, many (but not all) of the kings have decided to augment the bounty by putting some extra money on their head. I'm not going to disclose the amount; You can choose to reveal it for a specific king for 5 points. What does that mean? It means that some kings are most certainly sweeter than others.
The Hard Rules (TL;DR)
- Your job is to dominate the Kings of TF2, but you don't know who they are.
- By posting dominations on regular eGO members, you get points.
- You can use points to buy clues to the identities of the Kings.
- All dominations must be current (read: made after this post).
- Dominations of regular players may be assists. Dominations on the Kings may only be assists if you are playing medic. Otherwise, they must be kills.
- To claim a King domination, you have to call it: You must say "I have dominated [name], the King of [class]" for the domination to be valid. If you happen to dominate a king but without calling it, it doesn't count.
- Bounty Ends September first.
Additional information
Unfortunately, my internet decided to fritz in the middle of an editing session. what happened? everything below this point was erased. If you have questions, IM me, but I think at this point, you probably all know the rules.
Some additional questions that merit a repost from the original post:
Are the kings the best players of their classes?: Not necessarily. It's not my place to judge that. I simply picked players who represented the classes well; that means they're good players, but not necessarily the best players.
Are there Queens as well, or just Kings?: Still a good question.
Reminder: there's a secret 10th king. They're secret. No clues. Go find them and kill them. you'll instantly get 100k.
Kings
Scout King: Super88 (Dominated by K^^)
Scout Clue: Revealed by Pepper Rabbit:
Splendidly Skating over the Sky with the
Utmost of unction.
Perhaps this man is more than a man,
Even though he is merely a baseball addict.
Raring to go in the bottom of the eighth, he'll bat you right in the face.
Utmost of unction.
Perhaps this man is more than a man,
Even though he is merely a baseball addict.
Raring to go in the bottom of the eighth, he'll bat you right in the face.
Scout Map: Valvemaps
Scout Price: 0
Soldier King: Werner Voss (Revealed by K^^, Dominated by Frisky Dingo)
Soldier Clue: Revealed by Noise964
Wielding brilliantly his rockets and shovel
Excellently exacting revenge on his nemeses
Revenge? oh, never mind; he never gets dominated
Never happens.
Every once and a while, someone comes close
Rarely though.
Verily, it is an impossible task.
Obstinate people have tried their best, but
Sadly, his spy-like reflexes prevent them from winning.
Sorry, but the task ahead is impossible.
Excellently exacting revenge on his nemeses
Revenge? oh, never mind; he never gets dominated
Never happens.
Every once and a while, someone comes close
Rarely though.
Verily, it is an impossible task.
Obstinate people have tried their best, but
Sadly, his spy-like reflexes prevent them from winning.
Sorry, but the task ahead is impossible.
Soldier Map: Blackmesa (Revealed by IrateDonnie)
Soldier Price: 25k (Revealed by K^^)
Pyro King: Noise964 (Dominated by Mr. Sajora)
Pyro Clue: (revealed by Crazyrockets)
Nasty one, this.
Over and over and over again,
Incendiary blast, then axe to the face.
Something tells me this won't be easy
Even though you can always tell where he is.
Over and over and over again,
Incendiary blast, then axe to the face.
Something tells me this won't be easy
Even though you can always tell where he is.
Pyro Map: Blackmesa (Revealed by Marine4God)
Pyro Price: 0 (Revealed by Marine4God)
Demo King: Heinz the Baron (Dominated by Crazyrockets)
Demo Clue: (Revealed by Jawneh)
Here the mighty Demo King stands
Even though his Nobility might be in question.
In play, his stickies and pipes will blow you away
Not even giving a second chance.
Zany as it might be, however, his standing has clearly been lessened.
Even though his Nobility might be in question.
In play, his stickies and pipes will blow you away
Not even giving a second chance.
Zany as it might be, however, his standing has clearly been lessened.
Demo Map: Blackmesa
Demo Price: 85k
Heavy King: THAT guy (Dominated by Pepper Rabbit, then stolen by Noise964)
Heavy Clue: Revealed Privately to Pepper Rabbit, Revealed Publicly by Crazyrockets
Thanatos himself once said:
HEAVY IS CREDIT TO TEAM
Appropriate, no?
Truthfully, though, this infamous heavy will blow you all away.
Generally, he doesn't even take damage.
Usually, he splatters people all over the room
Yawning in the process.
HEAVY IS CREDIT TO TEAM
Appropriate, no?
Truthfully, though, this infamous heavy will blow you all away.
Generally, he doesn't even take damage.
Usually, he splatters people all over the room
Yawning in the process.
Heavy Map: Blackmesa
Heavy Price: 10k
Engineer King: Crazyrockets (Revealed by Marine4God)
Engineer Clue: Revealed by Naku_vamp
Creating masses of metal from weapons
Randomly hurling munitions all over the place
Assembling your doom with a wrench or a fist
Zounds! Looks like we have a loose engineer.
Yes, engineers are always troubling ones,
Relying upon their animalian instincts.
Of course, this comes from being a Texas Ranger
Crying out tunes on his harmonica
Killing Wild animals and
Eating them raw.
That thing has a machine gun?
Sucks to be you.
Randomly hurling munitions all over the place
Assembling your doom with a wrench or a fist
Zounds! Looks like we have a loose engineer.
Yes, engineers are always troubling ones,
Relying upon their animalian instincts.
Of course, this comes from being a Texas Ranger
Crying out tunes on his harmonica
Killing Wild animals and
Eating them raw.
That thing has a machine gun?
Sucks to be you.
Engineer Map: Not Yet Revealed
Engineer Price: 50k (Revealed by Naku_vamp)
Medic King: KhaoticOrd3r Dominated By Jawneh
Medic Clue: Revealed by Noise964
Krankenhaus here! Was ist die problem?
Hallo! I seem to have killed ze entire enemy team!
Auf Wiedersehen, dummkopfs!
Oh yeah. He's that evil.
Terribly, completely and entirely neurotic
Intermittent stabbings and needlings are his game
Chaos seems to follow him wherever he goes.
Hallo! I seem to have killed ze entire enemy team!
Auf Wiedersehen, dummkopfs!
Oh yeah. He's that evil.
Terribly, completely and entirely neurotic
Intermittent stabbings and needlings are his game
Chaos seems to follow him wherever he goes.
Medic Map: Blackmesa
Medic Price: 63k
Sniper King: Son007 (Revealed by Mr. Sajora)
Sniper Clue: Revealed Privately to Aqua Blue, Publicly revealed by Son007
Snipers generally keep to themselves, like famous spies.
Often, they are Men; true killing machines.
Not this one. He is merely a boy.
Often, they are Men; true killing machines.
Not this one. He is merely a boy.
Sniper Map: Blackmesa (Revealed by ModusPwnens)
Sniper Price: 0 (Revealed by Mr. Sajora)
Spy King: Frisky Dingo (Revealed by Naku_Vamp)
Spy Clue: Revealed by Pepper Rabbit
Forsooth! The killer sulks in the shadows,
Raking in the kills.
Irksome, isn't it, his nasty habit
Slipping away when you think he's dead.
Killing him isn't a guaranteed death
Yet you'd think it should be.
Raking in the kills.
Irksome, isn't it, his nasty habit
Slipping away when you think he's dead.
Killing him isn't a guaranteed death
Yet you'd think it should be.
Spy Map: Not Yet Revealed
Spy Price: 30k
Players Who Have Earned Points
AJBurges: 5
Watersnake: 4
Noise964: 4
Beta: 3
crazyrockets: 2^^^^^^^
Marine4God: 2*^^^^^^^^^
Pepper Rabbit: 2^^^^^^^
Mr. Sajora: 1^^^^
Jawneh: 1^^
Frisky Dingo: 1
Shadohunter: 0^^^^^^^^
RBrandon: 0
ModusPwnens: 0^
SquidwardTentacles: 0^
Naku_vamp: 0
[Typhus]: 0
stacksondeck: 0
Maiella: 0
Werner Voss: 0
Donnie the Dinosaur: 0
K^^: 0
KhaoticOrd3r: 0
Players on 24 hour Lockout:
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