I Will Have Order in My Court!

bigredking

Sweater Vest King
This morning, at approximately 12:47 AM PST, officer Legend observed eGO Ric [REDACTED] in the CS:S Division vent channels. He was detained, and after establishing probable cause that a crime had been committed was taken into custody and placed in a holding area awaiting a bail hearing. With respect to his right to due process, Ric was mirandized and appeared before the Honorable Justice bigredking. After prosecutor Legend spoke to Ric's likelihood to flee if released on his own accord, bail was set at 100k CC. Having only 14k CC to his name and no bail bondsman available at this late hour, Ric remained in custody and I granted his motion for a speedy trial.

Bailiff Parvovirus kept order in the court as the Honorable Justice bigredking heard arguments from the prosecutor (Legend) and the defense (Mikkel--AFK but the only public defender we could find to work this cheap as Ric had only 14k cc), a jury of Ric's peers (CS:S Division Members) deliberated and delivered a verdict of guilty. The bailiff returned Ric to his holding cell as Justice king retired to his chambers to deliberate sentencing. Several members were speaking out of turn and were found in contempt of court--their fines are still under deliberation.

In deference to the seriousness of the crimes committed against the Division, Ric has been sentenced to wearing a particularly adorable Hello Kitty avatar on the forms for 20160 (Reason: Abusive). Please understand that I took no great pleasure in ordering the sentence carried out, and out of compassion opted for the minimum sentence applicable to the crimes.

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As you can see I was keeping order. However this was no easy task as the great justice king BRK was spewing orders that seem to have a certain effect on Ric causing him to rage. As you the reader can image Ric is a lot larger and stronger then I am myself. The only way I was able to keep the woolly mammoth called Ric in a soothed state was by gently cooing a comforting song into his ear. Long story short Ric got pwnt by the justice system.
 
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Taking away a man's dignity for 2 weeks. Normally I would take pity, but hey, it's Ric , so I'll just laugh.

Just a side note, that's actually a pretty well made avatar.
 
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