VAMPIRES SUCK!!! ftw

[PBJ]

Who else is hyped for Vampires Suck tomorrow? I won't be able to see it at the theater, I'll wait for the DVD, but the ads made me lol. Everyone else ready?

 

[FreeLife]

heh,the commercials were hilarious but i probally wont get it

 

[PBJ]

Me, I'll rent it. Hopefully it is possible to rent it. If not, I've got $25 to blow. I could buy it, hehe.

 

[AnotherAsian]

well with the "great success" with Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, and Meet the Spartans, I'm not looking forward to a whole lot to this film. The only thing that actually makes me want to watch it is the twilight parody

 

[Carmine]

Words can not adequately sum up how I feel about how this movie will turn out.

So instead here is a video of how I think this will do at the box office.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utTY5cBADIs[/ame]

 

[TheyCallMeC]

well with the "great success" with Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, and Meet the Spartans, I'm not looking forward to a whole lot to this film. The only thing that actually makes me want to watch it is the twilight parody

+1

except im one of those people that hates twilight so much that i dont even want to see a parody of it

seriously twilight has to be in the top ten list of "Worst Books Turned Into Movies Because Of Rabid Teenage Girl Fanbase"

actually i think it tops that list

mah bad

 

[PBJ]

Um, Carmine, is that a good or bad thing? Either way, it doesn't matter, that vid made me start laughing and freak out my dog.

 

[bleblablueble]

The commercials show the funniest parts

 

[Carmine]

Um, Carmine, is that a good or bad thing? Either way, it doesn't matter, that vid made me start laughing and freak out my dog.

The word of the day is: Flop.

 

[PBJ]

+1

except im one of those people that hates twilight so much that i dont even want to see a parody of it

seriously twilight has to be in the top ten list of "Worst Books Turned Into Movies Because Of Rabid Teenage Girl Fanbase"

actually i think it tops that list

mah bad

Don't be a hater! I'm a guy, I like Twilight. (I probably shouldn't have said that. Oh well, too late now.)

 

[Sexy Beast]

In response to this movie I'll quote Josh Levin:

Friedberg and Seltzer do not practice the same craft as P.T. Anderson, David Cronenberg, Michael Bay, Kevin Costner, the Zucker Brothers, the Wayans Brothers, Uwe Boll, any dad who takes shaky home movies on a camping trip, or a bear who turns on a video camera by accident while trying to eat it. They are not filmmakers. They are evildoers, charlatans, symbols of Western civilization's decline...

Seriously, this is the only time I'll ever say this. If you must see this movie (which I would advise against), pirate it...for the makers of this film do not deserve any money for their effort.

 

[PBJ]

All the haters. Oh well, I knew there would be controversy. I stick by the name of this thread. (Pssssssst this is the most replies I've ever gotten for a post in that short a time! xD)

 

[Sexy Beast]

All the haters. Oh well, I knew there would be controversy. I stick by the name of this thread. (Pssssssst this is the most replies I've ever gotten for a post in that short a time! xD)

It's not hating. You're literally advocating a crime against humanity here.

 

[!EpIc fAiL!]

I could careless if this is the worst movie in the world...i will support by seeing it just cause it makes fun of twilight...and it cant be as bad as "The Human centipede"....

 

[AnotherAsian]

I could careless if this is the worst movie in the world...i will support by seeing it just cause it makes fun of twilight...and it cant be as bad as "The Human centipede"....

HAHAHAHAH Amen to that Human Centipede was a parody of itself.

Actually I've been hearing some mediocre reviews for it, which is practically a step up.

 

[Carmine]

It's not hating. You're literally advocating a crime against humanity here.

If trends are anything to go by lets look at the past movies made by these directors and their rotten tomatoes scores.

Date Movie: Rotten Tomatoes ranked the film 77th in the 100 worst reviewed films of the 2000s, with a rating of 6%.

Epic Movie: Rotten Tomatoes ranked the film 21st in the 100 worst reviewed films of the 2000s, with a rating of 2%.

Meet the Spartans: Rotten Tomatoes ranked the film 25th in the 100 worst reviewed films of the 2000s, with a rating of 2%.

Disaster Movie: Rotten Tomatoes ranked the film 22nd in the 100 worst reviewed films of the 2000s, with a rating of 2%.

 

[Ph?bus]

If trends are anything to go by lets look at the past movies made by these directors and their rotten tomatoes scores.

Date Movie: Rotten Tomatoes ranked the film 77th in the 100 worst reviewed films of the 2000s, with a rating of 6%.

Epic Movie: Rotten Tomatoes ranked the film 21st in the 100 worst reviewed films of the 2000s, with a rating of 2%.

Meet the Spartans: Rotten Tomatoes ranked the film 25th in the 100 worst reviewed films of the 2000s, with a rating of 2%.

Disaster Movie: Rotten Tomatoes ranked the film 22nd in the 100 worst reviewed films of the 2000s, with a rating of 2%.

This movie will break the trend, just like M. Night Shamalan's films- oh wait.

 

[TheyCallMeC]

If trends are anything to go by lets look at the past movies made by these directors and their rotten tomatoes scores.

Date Movie: Rotten Tomatoes ranked the film 77th in the 100 worst reviewed films of the 2000s, with a rating of 6%.

Epic Movie: Rotten Tomatoes ranked the film 21st in the 100 worst reviewed films of the 2000s, with a rating of 2%.

Meet the Spartans: Rotten Tomatoes ranked the film 25th in the 100 worst reviewed films of the 2000s, with a rating of 2%.

Disaster Movie: Rotten Tomatoes ranked the film 22nd in the 100 worst reviewed films of the 2000s, with a rating of 2%.

dont worry carmine

this movie cant top the charts

places 1, 2, 3, and 4 are reserved especially for the twilight series




TWILIGHT HATIN' - It r Serious Bizniz.

 

[Toasteddude]

I don't know whats worse, making this "movie" or wanting to see it.

 

[FlyingPolish]

Blade 4: Twilight Night

Here is a screenshot!

lol