Following this guide, you should never have any excuse to say or think "Man I am bored" again.
You can thank me whenever.
OPTION 1
Get off your butt and go outside, you lazy, pasty, loser. Seriously. Learn how to play football--you'll love it. Just...do something besides sit inside on a computer all day. No wonder you're bored--your dialysis machine...er...computer...can only do so much to amuse you, on ye of no social skills.
OPTION 2
Now suppose you, sadly, refuse to comply with this request and you're still reading this. You don't have to leave DoD:S to mix it up a little. You don't even have to leave eGO servers (thought I was gonna plug zombie mod again, huh?
)!! Here is what I do when I get bored in-game:
Try to convince players that there are weapon/device unlocks for DoD:S as well. Seriously, if you work on it enough, you can convince people they exist. Here are some I have succeeded on in the past:
*MG-Seeking Bullets. This one is my favorite and my usual go-to for messing with noobs. Ya gotta get really good at making those shots where ya pop around the corner and take out MGs before they can react. Once you do it a few times (it works best when you get a single-minded focus in shooting the MG, regardless of anybody else around)--enough to start getting the "HAXXX!" accusations--you explain things as that you just have unlocked MG-seeking bullets. If you can't master this skill personally, help somebody who can in their convincing.
*Death Mark. This is another one that people have bought with some regularity. Say you Dominate a guy and then you seem to just keep killing him over and over, even if he is in completely random places trying to avoid you. Tell them you've unlocked "Death Mark", where you can choose anybody you have Dominated to put a mark over their head, marking their location. It's only visible to you, so how are they going to know better? They can get Revenge to remove it.
*Temporary Shield of Invincibility. Ya ever have those moments where there are SOOO many bullets flying, you know you should be dead? Explain it off by having used your TDoI.
*Explosion-proof Shields. "Dude, that nade should have killed you!" "Dude, I had explosion-proof shields activated!"
*Homing nades. Get really good at shooting rifle nades in obscure places with regularity. Once you start hearing the "Uhhh...how in the world did a nade get from ___ to ___?" you can use "Home nades, bro."
*Remote-Controlled Nades. This one anybody can use on any noob. All ya have to do it prime nades, throw to precise target location just before explosion time, and when they inquire how that nade exploded so quickly (noobs don't comprehend primed nades at first usually), reveal that you use Remote-Control (Detonation) Nades. Duh.
It's a real blast. Even moreso when you start seeing--
Noob: "Dude I'm trying to unlock MG-seeking bullets."
Non-noob: "...what?"
OPTION 3
Mix it up a little. The first obvious option is to try another eGO-supported game, but if you're tired of shooting people, go with something else.
YSD's Top 10 all-time most-played games (half I still play, half I don't):
1) Madden football franchise (xBox)
2) Day of Defeat (PC)
3) Mario Kart 64 (N64)
4) World of Warcraft (PC)
5) Solitaire (PC)
6) Pokemon Red (Gameboy)
7) Minecraft (PC)
8) Guitar Hero series (xBox)
9) Halo series (xBox)
10) Nagano Winter Olympics '98 (N64)
OPTION 4
Prowl the eGO forums, commenting on/contributing to all of my threads.
OPTION 5
When all else fails...try to guess the word I am thinking.
First person to guess wins 5000 casino cash. -100 casino cash to the winner for every yes/no narrowing-down question asked by anybody and -1 for every guess anybody makes.
Have at it.
You can thank me whenever.
OPTION 1
Get off your butt and go outside, you lazy, pasty, loser. Seriously. Learn how to play football--you'll love it. Just...do something besides sit inside on a computer all day. No wonder you're bored--your dialysis machine...er...computer...can only do so much to amuse you, on ye of no social skills.
OPTION 2
Now suppose you, sadly, refuse to comply with this request and you're still reading this. You don't have to leave DoD:S to mix it up a little. You don't even have to leave eGO servers (thought I was gonna plug zombie mod again, huh?
)!! Here is what I do when I get bored in-game:Try to convince players that there are weapon/device unlocks for DoD:S as well. Seriously, if you work on it enough, you can convince people they exist. Here are some I have succeeded on in the past:
*MG-Seeking Bullets. This one is my favorite and my usual go-to for messing with noobs. Ya gotta get really good at making those shots where ya pop around the corner and take out MGs before they can react. Once you do it a few times (it works best when you get a single-minded focus in shooting the MG, regardless of anybody else around)--enough to start getting the "HAXXX!" accusations--you explain things as that you just have unlocked MG-seeking bullets. If you can't master this skill personally, help somebody who can in their convincing.
*Death Mark. This is another one that people have bought with some regularity. Say you Dominate a guy and then you seem to just keep killing him over and over, even if he is in completely random places trying to avoid you. Tell them you've unlocked "Death Mark", where you can choose anybody you have Dominated to put a mark over their head, marking their location. It's only visible to you, so how are they going to know better? They can get Revenge to remove it.
*Temporary Shield of Invincibility. Ya ever have those moments where there are SOOO many bullets flying, you know you should be dead? Explain it off by having used your TDoI.
*Explosion-proof Shields. "Dude, that nade should have killed you!" "Dude, I had explosion-proof shields activated!"
*Homing nades. Get really good at shooting rifle nades in obscure places with regularity. Once you start hearing the "Uhhh...how in the world did a nade get from ___ to ___?" you can use "Home nades, bro."
*Remote-Controlled Nades. This one anybody can use on any noob. All ya have to do it prime nades, throw to precise target location just before explosion time, and when they inquire how that nade exploded so quickly (noobs don't comprehend primed nades at first usually), reveal that you use Remote-Control (Detonation) Nades. Duh.
It's a real blast. Even moreso when you start seeing--
Noob: "Dude I'm trying to unlock MG-seeking bullets."
Non-noob: "...what?"
OPTION 3
Mix it up a little. The first obvious option is to try another eGO-supported game, but if you're tired of shooting people, go with something else.
YSD's Top 10 all-time most-played games (half I still play, half I don't):
1) Madden football franchise (xBox)
2) Day of Defeat (PC)
3) Mario Kart 64 (N64)
4) World of Warcraft (PC)
5) Solitaire (PC)
6) Pokemon Red (Gameboy)
7) Minecraft (PC)
8) Guitar Hero series (xBox)
9) Halo series (xBox)
10) Nagano Winter Olympics '98 (N64)
OPTION 4
Prowl the eGO forums, commenting on/contributing to all of my threads.
OPTION 5
When all else fails...try to guess the word I am thinking.
First person to guess wins 5000 casino cash. -100 casino cash to the winner for every yes/no narrowing-down question asked by anybody and -1 for every guess anybody makes.
Have at it.
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