How Valve makes new TF2 items

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The Mini Force (Level 22 Random Item)

Knockback on the target and shooter

-50% damage vs non-burning players

+50% max secondary ammo on wearer


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You have found:


The Grenade Dagger (Level 34 Random Item)


+25 max health on wearer

"you'll need it"
 
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A few of my favourite creations so far:

The Fire Flare (Level 5 Random Item)
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds

The Golden Blutsauger
(Level 19 Random Item)
Blocks a single backstab attempt
This weapon has a large melee range.
+60% cloak drain rate

The Kill Shiv (Level 15 Random Item)
100% critical hit vs burning players
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds

The Dispenser Scotsman (Level 54 Random Item)
+15% damage done
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
100% critical hits from behind
Damage removes Sappers

The Hospitality Gunboats (Level 83 Random Item)
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
Gives increased speed and health with every head you take

The Invisibility Gun (Level 12 Random Item)
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
Crits on an accurate headshot
Cloak Type: Feign Death

Runs off to create more abominations
 
This is the worst item ever:

The Pain Back (Level 8 Random Item)

No random critical hits
-10% damage done
 
The Kukri Atomic
Level 84 Random Item
On Hit: +3 health
-70% explosion radius
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive

dang, i like the normal cloak type :(
 
The Electro Trage
Level 72 Random Item
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
Blocks a single backstab attempt
No random critical hits

I want it.
 
The Pain Equalizer
Level 79 Random Item
+20% bullets per shot
+25% damage done
Cloak Type: Feign Death


I think the name might be reversed...
 
The Bat Jarate
Level 33 Random Item
No Random critical hits
(???)

The Southern Bone
Level 57 Random Item
Imbued with an ancient power
0.4 sec slower bomb arm time
+20% damage done
+20% bullets per shot
(Sweet!)

The Flame Big
Level 78 Random Item
Also handy for putting out fire
-50% clip size
(Flame Big!)

The Scotsman Burner
Level 83 Random Item
No random critical hits
While under the effects, damage done and damage taken will be Mini-Crits.
(Burn them Scots)

The Huntsman Rifle
Level 98 Random Item
+6 max pipebombs out
100% critical hit vs. burning players
(Pipebombs? What happened to stickies?)

The Golden Pistol
Level 45 Random Item
No random critical hits
No random critical hits
(I think we got it with the first one...)
 
This i found for the soldier

The Nature Nature
Level 42 Random Item
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill

wut.
 
The Fists Submachine
Level 77 Random Item
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target

The Tribalman Pain
Level 49 Random Item
On Hit: 25% UberCharge added
Damage removes Sappers
Gives increased speed and health with every head you take.

The last one is the best thing ever. Though it'd be much better for the Medic since it showed up as a Sniper weapon
 
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A few of my favs :

The Gunslinger Jarate
Level 54 Random Item
-20% slower firing speed
No compression blast
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by charging towards your enemies.

The Bar Invisibility
Level 31 Random Item
+15% damage done


The Scatter Bat <---- actually sort of interesting, if it had a bigger clip
Level 3 Random Item
+50% faster firing speed
-25% damage vs players
No random critical hits


The Gunboats Cutter
Level 15 Random Item
+80% cloak regen rate
100% critical hits from behind
 
The Thrower Fire
Sniper
Level 94 Random Item
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-10% damage done
-2 health drained per second on wearer

The Natascha Flare
Engineer
Level 40 Random Item
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+1 capture rate on wearer

The Shovel Dalokohs
Soldier
Level 46 Random Item
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
-15 max health on wearer
Crits on an accurate head shot

The Medigun Sticky
Sniper
Level 46 Random Item
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
On Hit: 25% UberCharge added
100% critical hits from behind
-60% clip size

The last one sounds like pure ownage if it was for a medic XD you could just like chain kill XD
 
The Flame Rocket
Level 25 Random Item
100% critical hits from behind

The Launcher Burner
Level 35 Random Item
-25% damage done
-25% damage done

The Razor Back (I WIN >;D)
Level 28 Random Item
+50% faster firing speed

The Invisibility Rifle
Level 76 Random Item
-70% explosion radius
UberCharge grants 100% critical chance

The Shiv Bone
Level 89 Random Item
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Imbued with an ancient power

The Golden Grenade
Level 70 Random Item
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Blocks a single backstab attempt
-25 max health on wearer

The Scottish Resistance
Level 52 Random Item
+80% cloak regen rate
No random critical hits

The Golden Dagger
Level 79 Random Item
100% critical hits from behind
Coated enemies take Mini-Crits
 
The Teleporter Sentry
Level 37 Random Item
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
-20% slower firing speed

The Cloak Pain
Level 9 Random Item
+25% damage done
+60% cloak drain rate
Also handy for putting out a fire

The Gunslinger Dagger
Level 55 Random Item
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
UberCharge grants 100% critical chance
-50% damage vs non-burning players
+20% damage done

The Back Syringe
Level 30 Random Item
Imbued with an ancient power
-25% damage vs players
-50% damage vs non-burning players

The Razor Bar
Level 80 Random Item
The Teleporter Sentry
Level 37 Random Item
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
-20% slower firing speed

The Cloak Pain
Level 9 Random Item
+25% damage done
+60% cloak drain rate
Also handy for putting out a fire

The Gunslinger Dagger
Level 55 Random Item
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
UberCharge grants 100% critical chance
-50% damage vs non-burning players
+20% damage done

One of my own:

The Back Pain
Level 30 Random Item
Imbued with an ancient power
90% slower move speed on wearer
-20% damage done
-80% damage vs non-burning players
-80% damage vs burning players
-80% slower firing speed
-100% transparency on wearer
On Hit: Bleed on wearer until round end
On Hit: Timebomb on wearer until round end
On Hit: Call Down RESPAWN'S WRATH on wearer until round end
On Hit: Drug wearer until round end
On Hit: Call Down nuke on wearer until round end
 

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