so here is the real question...

okay... so dateline and other figures of authority claim that our hands is/are one of the most dirtiest parts of our bodies. we touch door handles, keyboards, money, and for some of us our nose. so if this is true, then why do we wash our hands after we use the bathroom? if our hands are the dirtiest parts of our body then why dont we wash our 'private parts' after we use the bathroom? arent we just getting that more dirty than it was initially? idk, just something i was thinking about all day.
ummmm... no coment.. ;) jk very good question and strange 1 at that. leme give u a question for an answer.

how in the hell do u intend we wash our 'private parts' as u call it, without wasting like 5 mins in a shower?

by the way, the quote u put for the signature is enspiring. XD
Sponge bath, maybe some kind of disinfectant like the quick drying alcohol cleaner or some sort of wash-less foaming soap. Moving on to the point, there could be several reasons why you wash your hands after going to the bathroom. Some of them probably date back before that study was done. However, we can come up with some legit reasons as to keep doing it.

-How many times do you just go into the bathroom to 'only' wash your hands? Two birds with one stone, the sink is already next to the toilet so why not do both? This allows us to go onto other reasons, as it allows for the washing of the hands after the break.

-Even though your privates are relatively clean, doesn't mean everyone's are or it's a hot day with nice bit of sweat going on day there ;), after using the handle or opening the door germs are sure to be latching on to you.

-It's comforting to other people to know you just had a nice bm that you're hand didn't slip or something and you not do anything about it.

-Plus, I'd say the one of the biggest reasons is because unless you've got open wounds around where you are handling it doesn't matter if a few germs hang out around your privates. However, your hands will go to your face, eyes, and mouth(food/yawn/pick your teeth).

So it makes sense to wash your hands as opposed to your clean privates.
I always am washing my hands before I eat and after the bathroom. I don't see what the problem is...
eh... i roll like a caveman... but im one of those grungey lookin ladies men so it works for jones.. haha my question is.. why do women love dirty men?
I am going to make a travel sized, one use "private parts refreshment cloth", just for those of us who feel dirty down there. I'LL MAKE MILLIONS! Oh yeah, I have dibs on the invention. If anyone else makes it I will sue your butt off.
Women like dirty guys becasue they invented axe body wash... it gets dirty boys clean :p