This Stuff is Hilarious

Redshift

Poster Extraordinaire
A buddy of mine is a lawyer (no, it isn't JohnT) and he sent me this link. Check this out.

[link=http://www.rense.com/general75/court.html] http://www.rense.com/general75/court.htm [/link]

An example is here:

ATTORNEY : What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS : Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY : This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS : Yes.
ATTORNEY : And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS : I forget.
ATTORNEY : You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY : Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS : Did you actually pass the bar exam?
 

Death

Poster Extraordinaire
wow i just read them the attorneys aren't very smart,doctor: i had his brain in a jar on my desk, attorney: so he could still be alive?
 

Kamakize Tommy

Poster Extraordinaire
Very good I am still laughing. :)
 
hahahaha. the funniest 1 was definatly this 1
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ATTORNEY : What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS : Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
 

BREAK_EM_OUT_JONES

EGO Is My Life!
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AMAZING I LOVED THEM ALL!!!
 

JMAN

EGO Zealot
lol very funny stuff right there
 

CommunistSquirrel

I made one post
These are reasons why people hate lawyers...

1"ATTORNEY : Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS : Did you actually pass the bar exam? " !grr

2"ATTORNEY : The youngest son, the twenty-one year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS : Uh, he's twenty-one." %-6

3"ATTORNEY : Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS : Would you repeat the question? " %-6

4"ATTORNEY : So the date of conception of the baby was August 8th?
WITNESS : Yes.
ATTORNEY : And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS : Uh.... " !dodge

5"ATTORNEY : She had three children, right?
WITNESS : Yes.
ATTORNEY : How many were boys?
WITNESS : None.
ATTORNEY : Were there any girls? "

6ATTORNEY : Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS : He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY : Was this a male or a female? B)

7ATTORNEY : Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS : All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

etc, etc.

I get the feeling number 1 and 7 where the same attorney and doctor...
No offense to lawyers who actually have grey matter in their skulls...
I'm putting number 4 in my signature its so damn funny!!! !lol
 
lol sweet
 
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