Counter-Strike: Global Offensive all of EGO and thus the world is @heidi's hallucination

platypushunter

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I mean think about it:
nobody simps for heidi heidi , because she is our brain mother and that would be weird.
For some reason she is an admin (whos idea was that?) HERS!)
she is dating that STUD @Damon (i mean irl he would be dating me duh. In her dreams)
Every time you're on, shes likely to get on at some point withing the next 9 hours!!
When shes on, everyones on... has nothing to do with the time of day and most popular hours... its all because shes imagining it.

I rest my case

Edit: Brain mother because her brain is imagining us
 
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prove me wrong
I mean, makes sense, but my theory is that maybe, just maybe, you're the one who's hallucinating, maybe we're just in your dreams, maybe your dreams aren't actually your dreams and it's just life, but when you think you're awake, you actually dreaming or something like that. staring Leonardo DiCaprio, also the pope is dead and you are now him
 
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Ego is a philosophy community now.
AS A PHILOSOPHER I AM GOING TO HAVE TO DECONSTRUCT THIS THREAD IN ORDER TO PROVIDE MY MAXIMUM POSSIBLE QUALITY RESPONSE.

IS HEIDI OUR BRAIN MOTHER?
LET'S FIND OUT!
I mean think about it:
nobody simps for heidi heidi , because she is our brain mother and that would be weird.
WHILE THIS MAY APPEAR TO BE THE CASE ON THE GENERAL EDGE GAMING COMMUNITY, THE PROBLEM IS THAT PART OF THE COUNTER-STRIKE DIVISION IS COMPOSED OF SOME PEOPLE WHO HAVE IRREGULAR FANTASIES WITH THE BRAIN MOTHER UNIT (FIGURE 1), WHOM RELIABLE ACADEMIC SOURCES CALL "ORBITERS" (THREE 6 MAFIA 2006).

FIGURE 1
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THIS TERM HAS, IN MODERN-DAY USAGE, COME TO REFER TO PEOPLE THAT WILL "ORBIT" AROUND A PERSON OF INTEREST.
Every time you're on, shes likely to get on at some point withing the next 9 hours!!
When shes on, everyones on... has nothing to do with the time of day and most popular hours... its all because shes imagining it.
THE UNFORTUNATE REALITY IS THAT THIS IS DUE TO THE ORBITER PHENOMENON. THIS PHENOMENON DISPROPORTIONATELY AFFECTS MORE WOMEN THAN IT DOES MEN OR OTHER IDENTITIES. SPECIFICALLY, PEOPLE WHO EMBODY THE "E-GIRL" AESTHETIC ARE DISPROPORTIONATELY VICTIMIZED ( aspen aspen 2020).

SPECIFICALLY, IN REGARDS TO HEIDI'S CASE, SHE HAS A BIG BOY NAMED DAMON TO PROTECT HER (FIGURE 2 PER @Martin ) SO GUYS I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: NO ORBITING!!!

FIGURE 2

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IN CONCLUSION, LET'S BUY HEIDI AND DAMON PLANE TICKETS SO THEY CAN UNITE AT LAST :D EDGE GAMING PUNK FREE KEANU CHUNGUS MOMENT

ALSO PLEASE PLAY GARRY'S MOD ZOMBIE SURVIVAL WE NEED CONSISTENT POPULATION THANK YOU


prove me wrong
CONSIDER IT DONE
 
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AS A PHILOSOPHER I AM GOING TO HAVE TO DECONSTRUCT THIS THREAD IN ORDER TO PROVIDE MY MAXIMUM POSSIBLE QUALITY RESPONSE.

IS HEIDI OUR BRAIN MOTHER?
LET'S FIND OUT!

WHILE THIS MAY APPEAR TO BE THE CASE ON THE GENERAL EDGE GAMING COMMUNITY, THE PROBLEM IS THAT PART OF THE COUNTER-STRIKE DIVISION IS COMPOSED OF SOME PEOPLE WHO HAVE IRREGULAR FANTASIES WITH THE BRAIN MOTHER UNIT (FIGURE 1), WHOM RELIABLE ACADEMIC SOURCES CALL "ORBITERS" (THREE 6 MAFIA 2006).

FIGURE 1
dKMi54W.jpg


THIS TERM HAS, IN MODERN-DAY USAGE, COME TO REFER TO PEOPLE THAT WILL "ORBIT" AROUND A PERSON OF INTEREST.

THE UNFORTUNATE REALITY IS THAT THIS IS DUE TO THE ORBITER PHENOMENON. THIS PHENOMENON DISPROPORTIONATELY AFFECTS MORE WOMEN THAN IT DOES MEN OR OTHER IDENTITIES. SPECIFICALLY, PEOPLE WHO EMBODY THE "E-GIRL" AESTHETIC ARE DISPROPORTIONATELY VICTIMIZED ( aspen aspen 2020).

SPECIFICALLY, IN REGARDS TO HEIDI'S CASE, SHE HAS A BIG BOY NAMED DAMON TO PROTECT HER (FIGURE 2 PER @Martin ) SO GUYS I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: NO ORBITING!!!

FIGURE 2

a5445c41d067da7b91de3196642c6810.png


IN CONCLUSION, LET'S BUY HEIDI AND DAMON PLANE TICKETS SO THEY CAN UNITE AT LAST :D EDGE GAMING PUNK FREE KEANU CHUNGUS MOMENT

ALSO PLEASE PLAY GARRY'S MOD ZOMBIE SURVIVAL WE NEED CONSISTENT POPULATION THANK YOU


CONSIDER IT DONE
I think i'm in love
 
AS A PHILOSOPHER I AM GOING TO HAVE TO DECONSTRUCT THIS THREAD IN ORDER TO PROVIDE MY MAXIMUM POSSIBLE QUALITY RESPONSE.

IS HEIDI OUR BRAIN MOTHER?
LET'S FIND OUT!

WHILE THIS MAY APPEAR TO BE THE CASE ON THE GENERAL EDGE GAMING COMMUNITY, THE PROBLEM IS THAT PART OF THE COUNTER-STRIKE DIVISION IS COMPOSED OF SOME PEOPLE WHO HAVE IRREGULAR FANTASIES WITH THE BRAIN MOTHER UNIT (FIGURE 1), WHOM RELIABLE ACADEMIC SOURCES CALL "ORBITERS" (THREE 6 MAFIA 2006).

FIGURE 1
dKMi54W.jpg


THIS TERM HAS, IN MODERN-DAY USAGE, COME TO REFER TO PEOPLE THAT WILL "ORBIT" AROUND A PERSON OF INTEREST.

THE UNFORTUNATE REALITY IS THAT THIS IS DUE TO THE ORBITER PHENOMENON. THIS PHENOMENON DISPROPORTIONATELY AFFECTS MORE WOMEN THAN IT DOES MEN OR OTHER IDENTITIES. SPECIFICALLY, PEOPLE WHO EMBODY THE "E-GIRL" AESTHETIC ARE DISPROPORTIONATELY VICTIMIZED ( aspen aspen 2020).

SPECIFICALLY, IN REGARDS TO HEIDI'S CASE, SHE HAS A BIG BOY NAMED DAMON TO PROTECT HER (FIGURE 2 PER @Martin ) SO GUYS I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: NO ORBITING!!!

FIGURE 2

a5445c41d067da7b91de3196642c6810.png


IN CONCLUSION, LET'S BUY HEIDI AND DAMON PLANE TICKETS SO THEY CAN UNITE AT LAST :D EDGE GAMING PUNK FREE KEANU CHUNGUS MOMENT

ALSO PLEASE PLAY GARRY'S MOD ZOMBIE SURVIVAL WE NEED CONSISTENT POPULATION THANK YOU


CONSIDER IT DONE
this made me laugh, also uncomfy o-o
 
AS A PHILOSOPHER I AM GOING TO HAVE TO DECONSTRUCT THIS THREAD IN ORDER TO PROVIDE MY MAXIMUM POSSIBLE QUALITY RESPONSE.

IS HEIDI OUR BRAIN MOTHER?
LET'S FIND OUT!

WHILE THIS MAY APPEAR TO BE THE CASE ON THE GENERAL EDGE GAMING COMMUNITY, THE PROBLEM IS THAT PART OF THE COUNTER-STRIKE DIVISION IS COMPOSED OF SOME PEOPLE WHO HAVE IRREGULAR FANTASIES WITH THE BRAIN MOTHER UNIT (FIGURE 1), WHOM RELIABLE ACADEMIC SOURCES CALL "ORBITERS" (THREE 6 MAFIA 2006).

FIGURE 1
dKMi54W.jpg


THIS TERM HAS, IN MODERN-DAY USAGE, COME TO REFER TO PEOPLE THAT WILL "ORBIT" AROUND A PERSON OF INTEREST.

THE UNFORTUNATE REALITY IS THAT THIS IS DUE TO THE ORBITER PHENOMENON. THIS PHENOMENON DISPROPORTIONATELY AFFECTS MORE WOMEN THAN IT DOES MEN OR OTHER IDENTITIES. SPECIFICALLY, PEOPLE WHO EMBODY THE "E-GIRL" AESTHETIC ARE DISPROPORTIONATELY VICTIMIZED ( aspen aspen 2020).

SPECIFICALLY, IN REGARDS TO HEIDI'S CASE, SHE HAS A BIG BOY NAMED DAMON TO PROTECT HER (FIGURE 2 PER @Martin ) SO GUYS I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: NO ORBITING!!!

FIGURE 2

a5445c41d067da7b91de3196642c6810.png


IN CONCLUSION, LET'S BUY HEIDI AND DAMON PLANE TICKETS SO THEY CAN UNITE AT LAST :D EDGE GAMING PUNK FREE KEANU CHUNGUS MOMENT

ALSO PLEASE PLAY GARRY'S MOD ZOMBIE SURVIVAL WE NEED CONSISTENT POPULATION THANK YOU


CONSIDER IT DONE
maru you got a lover now congrats
 
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