Holiday recipes

Maruchan

EGO Addict
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Since the holidays around, I thought I would provide my own recipe for the festive holidays. This one is called the Fatass. You will need:
  • 8,800 Chips A'Hoy Cookies
  • 3-pound turkey breast
  • 1/3 cup of pumpkin spice
  • 1/4 teaspoon vanilla beans
  • 1/3 cup cinnamon
  • 80 pounds of lard
  • 1/4 tsp coriander
  • 1/2 cup pumpkin spice flavored vanilla beans
  • 1/2 cup pumpkin spice flavored vanilla beans
  • Sliced sweetened butter filling is optional but you probably didn't know how to prepare this one and you are going to be disappointed. I do not want the cheese dough so I'm not going to suggest that it is super fluffy. Cinnamon Whip Dough Dough Dough Butter
  • 1 whole clove garlic clove garlic clove garlic clove garlic clove garlic clove garlic clove garlic clove garlic clove garlic clove garlic clove garlic clove garlic clove garlic clove garlic clove garlic clove garlic clove garlic clove garlic clove garlic clove garlic
Instructions:
  1. Preheat air fryer to 325 F
  2. While waiting, add every non-optional ingredient to your blender and wait til you have a creamy texture
  3. Pour in quantities of 10 oz sippy cups. Save any excess for later for use as a beverage.
  4. Age sippy cups for 9 years by placing it in a cryogenic fridge for 9 minutes each.
  5. Heat each sippy cup for 6 minutes.
  6. Add water.
  7. Call the police and mental health counselors (to feed them of course).
  8. Sizzle Sliced sweetened butter filling over each sippy cup.
Enjoy! Happy holidays!
 
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