Really bored tonight. Add your own! 
You get called Haxor more than your actual name.
Your bullets laugh in the face of walls when there is a kill to be had.
That one kid thinks it's funny he knifed you until he finds your grenade in his pants.
You grimace when you see Trihard, Johnny Zero, or Thaiphob with a sniper rifle.
Slayr punching your face in just makes you giggle.
You get on a random pub, and almost cry when you see how immature everyone is.
The eGO website has been visited more times on your computer than porn sites.
While in a traffic jam, you mutter under your breath about how you wish you could kick and ban all the other cars.
You didn't know there was anywhere BUT the head to shoot people.
Your girlfriend is worried you are cheating on her with Big Daddy
Baron Rojo + MG + Donner = You are switching to Ava
They think they can get you but they won't, they should turn around and run but they don't, They come into your sight and get pwnt.
You get called Haxor more than your actual name.
Your bullets laugh in the face of walls when there is a kill to be had.
That one kid thinks it's funny he knifed you until he finds your grenade in his pants.
You grimace when you see Trihard, Johnny Zero, or Thaiphob with a sniper rifle.
Slayr punching your face in just makes you giggle.
You get on a random pub, and almost cry when you see how immature everyone is.
The eGO website has been visited more times on your computer than porn sites.
While in a traffic jam, you mutter under your breath about how you wish you could kick and ban all the other cars.
You didn't know there was anywhere BUT the head to shoot people.
Your girlfriend is worried you are cheating on her with Big Daddy
Baron Rojo + MG + Donner = You are switching to Ava
They think they can get you but they won't, they should turn around and run but they don't, They come into your sight and get pwnt.
