You know you're an eGO if.....

Chaplain

Poster
Really bored tonight. Add your own! :D



You get called Haxor more than your actual name.

Your bullets laugh in the face of walls when there is a kill to be had.

That one kid thinks it's funny he knifed you until he finds your grenade in his pants.

You grimace when you see Trihard, Johnny Zero, or Thaiphob with a sniper rifle.

Slayr punching your face in just makes you giggle.

You get on a random pub, and almost cry when you see how immature everyone is.

The eGO website has been visited more times on your computer than porn sites.

While in a traffic jam, you mutter under your breath about how you wish you could kick and ban all the other cars.

You didn't know there was anywhere BUT the head to shoot people.

Your girlfriend is worried you are cheating on her with Big Daddy

Baron Rojo + MG + Donner = You are switching to Ava

They think they can get you but they won't, they should turn around and run but they don't, They come into your sight and get pwnt.
 

BREAK_EM_OUT_JONES

EGO Is My Life!
haha that was funny.


The eGO website has been visited more times on your computer than porn sites.

definitely true for me lol
 

saOsiN

Forum Fiend
you better not be foolin around with big daddy that big hunk o' heaven is all mine baby
 

Mazeloki

Active Member
Your girlfriend is worried you are cheating on her with Big Daddy

Baron Rojo + MG + Donner = You are switching to Ava

haha those are the best
 

Hot_Sauce

Famous
real funny man, great job thinking those up
 

DyeMatrix

Poster Extraordinaire
[quote1180628411=Chaplain]

You get called Haxor more than your actual name.

That one kid thinks it's funny he knifed you until he finds your grenade in his pants.

Slayr punching your face in just makes you giggle.

The eGO website has been visited more times on your computer than porn sites.

You didn't know there was anywhere BUT the head to shoot people.

Your girlfriend is worried you are cheating on her with Big Daddy

They think they can get you but they won't, they should turn around and run but they don't, They come into your sight and get pwnt.
[/quote1180628411]
 

JMAN

EGO Zealot
lol very funny, opp gota go my teacher heard me laughing to much!!

p.s. i'm in school right now :)
 

ProBowl24

Poster Extraordinaire
my school locks wont let me go on
neway very funny!
"Slayr punching your face in just makes you giggle."
best one and definatly true
 
G

GulfStream5

Whenever I see Trihard or Thaiphob with a sniper, I hope there is a slot open on the other team that I can switch to...Unless I have a sniper rifle myself.... !lol
 

ALPHAQUP

I made one post
You dont play any other servers other then EGO Servers. " One more comming soon, cant wait " ;)
GOTTA LOVE =EGO=
Cant wait to get the =e= infront of my name
 
lol the funniest ive seen in a while
good job. :)
almost as funny as when this guy wuz asking where we were from and one guy said Degobah haha that wuz funny. (star wars planet for all u non-believers)
 
[quote1180687479=Chaplain]You grimace when you see Trihard, Johnny Zero, or Thaiphob with a sniper rifle.[/quote1180687479]
Check

[quote1180687479=Chaplain]Slayr punching your face in just makes you giggle.[/quote1180687479]
Almost check

[quote1180687479=Chaplain]The eGO website has been visited more times on your computer than porn sites.[/quote1180687479]
Sorry, thats physically im possible at this point.

Lol, nicely done M8
 

DyeMatrix

Poster Extraordinaire
lol, those are still funny, my computer apps teacher read it and he was like "Slayr? like the band? what kind of devil music you listening to around here?" lol
 
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