Subject: =(eGO)= zach: Is he Jesus? (Probably)
Okay, fam, real talk. We need to discuss =(eGO)= zach. Is he just a warden? Nah. Is he a good player? Please. Is he the second coming of Christ? ...Okay, maybe I'm getting ahead of myself, but seriously, this dude is LEGENDARY.
I'm convinced zach doesn't even play comter struck jelbrak. He transcends it. He's on a whole other plane of existence, a warden so powerful, so righteous, that MFKs tremble before his gaze. Server dis? Please. Zach is the server. He is the dis. He is everything.
I've seen him predict grenade throws before they even happen. I've witnessed him defuse a bomb with his mind. I've heard whispers that he can control the weather inside the server. They say he was born with a headset on and a mic in his hand. They say he can see through walls... and also through your soul.
Look, I'm not saying he's a god. But I'm also not not saying he's a god. He's probably just chilling on his throne made of perfectly balanced T-sides and eternally silenced mic spammers.
So, let's be real. If you haven't been blessed by the presence of =(eGO)= zach, you haven't truly lived. Share your zach stories below. Did he cure your lag? Did he give you a free awp? Did he whisper sweet nothings in your ear about the optimal way to hold long? Let's hear it.
#Jailbreak #ZachIsLove #ZachIsLife #ProbablyJesus #WardenGod #PraiseZach #NoHomoTho... unless?
Okay, fam, real talk. We need to discuss =(eGO)= zach. Is he just a warden? Nah. Is he a good player? Please. Is he the second coming of Christ? ...Okay, maybe I'm getting ahead of myself, but seriously, this dude is LEGENDARY.
I'm convinced zach doesn't even play comter struck jelbrak. He transcends it. He's on a whole other plane of existence, a warden so powerful, so righteous, that MFKs tremble before his gaze. Server dis? Please. Zach is the server. He is the dis. He is everything.
I've seen him predict grenade throws before they even happen. I've witnessed him defuse a bomb with his mind. I've heard whispers that he can control the weather inside the server. They say he was born with a headset on and a mic in his hand. They say he can see through walls... and also through your soul.
Look, I'm not saying he's a god. But I'm also not not saying he's a god. He's probably just chilling on his throne made of perfectly balanced T-sides and eternally silenced mic spammers.
So, let's be real. If you haven't been blessed by the presence of =(eGO)= zach, you haven't truly lived. Share your zach stories below. Did he cure your lag? Did he give you a free awp? Did he whisper sweet nothings in your ear about the optimal way to hold long? Let's hear it.
#Jailbreak #ZachIsLove #ZachIsLife #ProbablyJesus #WardenGod #PraiseZach #NoHomoTho... unless?
