i found these weathered pages in the vents under main cells when I was rebelling. The pages must have been hundreds of years old by the condition they were in. Actually it was a scroll and it was thousands of years old. It tells an interesting tale and I’m trying to see if anyone knows if this series was made or not?
EXT. CLOUDS, NEAR POOL
[Fade in from black]
Camera slips down slide, bounces off diving and zooms through the air over the void all the way to main cells. We can see the PRISONERS in their cells, and hear them stabbing the walls, cussing the warden, and asking to be let out. The sun is beginning to set.
Camera centers on the armory bridge, first small in frame, but progressively growing to fill entire frame is the warden, BAGEL. He walks across the armory bridge with a wise and subtle swagger.
CUT TO: We see BAGEL post a message in the prison ALL CHAT that says “please guys, type !g, the guard queue is empty and I’m not a whiner but I’m just gonna be super toxic with you guys unless somebody joins guard” and another message that says “cmon guys it’s either that or just free days the rest of the night”
CUT TO: BAGEL stands in a huddle with his GUARDS, they are whispering to each other, but we cannot hear them speak over the sounds of the irate PRISONERS in their cells.
With a whoosh the sounds of chattering PRISONERS is hushed and we can now hear the contents of the secret guard meeting.
BAGEL begins listing names of several specific prisoners, but we can no longer hear him as the sounds of the PRISONERS in their cells once again fades over the conversation.
We see but don’t hear BAGEL and the GUARDS do a type of team chant, with their hands all together in the middle and then up in the air.
The wardens voice is booming and overpowering in the prison. As soon as BAGLE begins to speak, all the chattering and stabbing of the prisoners ceases immediately.
We hear an ominous sound and see the cell doors begin to slowly creak open with a metallic grinding. The sun is finally setting and it casts a dark shadow across the prison.
FADE TO: JaleBrake: A Clouds Story promo clips and title card.
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EXT. CLOUDS, NEAR POOL
[Fade in from black]
Camera slips down slide, bounces off diving and zooms through the air over the void all the way to main cells. We can see the PRISONERS in their cells, and hear them stabbing the walls, cussing the warden, and asking to be let out. The sun is beginning to set.
NARRATOR: Ah… JB Clouds… Full of fun joy inducing games, and full of deadly maniacal prisoners. Definitely not somewhere for the faint of heart.
(Production note: do we have the budget to get the narrator from SpongeBob for this? If not we need to find a planet earth soundalike.)
Camera centers on the armory bridge, first small in frame, but progressively growing to fill entire frame is the warden, BAGEL. He walks across the armory bridge with a wise and subtle swagger.
NARRATOR: And here comes our fearless warden. In order to rise to the rank of warden in this prison, and individual has to undergo years of specialized training as a guard, as well as have experience in a prison, on the other side. That is to say, as a prisoner.
BAGEL stops, scans the cells, and then behind him.
NARRATOR: but something is wrong, and the warden can sense it immediately.
BAGEL: No guards, no problem…
NARRATOR: With nothing but a snap of his fingers, he summons a team of guards to enforce his orders.
CUT TO: We see BAGEL post a message in the prison ALL CHAT that says “please guys, type !g, the guard queue is empty and I’m not a whiner but I’m just gonna be super toxic with you guys unless somebody joins guard” and another message that says “cmon guys it’s either that or just free days the rest of the night”
CUT TO: BAGEL stands in a huddle with his GUARDS, they are whispering to each other, but we cannot hear them speak over the sounds of the irate PRISONERS in their cells.
NARRATOR: Having assembled his guard team, the warden now takes a moment to converse with them before opening the cells, perhaps nothing more than locker room talk, or perhaps strategizing with the guards about the upcoming round? Let’s listen in…
With a whoosh the sounds of chattering PRISONERS is hushed and we can now hear the contents of the secret guard meeting.
GUARD: alright boss, the prisoners rebelled extra hard past round, we doing a toxic day today?
BAGEL: hmmm maybe… or maybe we will do a silly day…
NARRATOR: This wardens tactics are often sourced straight from Sun Tzu, not from the book Art of War, but as a result of their personal friendship.
BAGEL: it’s not important whether it’s a toxic day or a silly day, what’s important is that the following prisoners are KOS at the start of the round for rebelling too much or just pissing me off last round.
BAGEL begins listing names of several specific prisoners, but we can no longer hear him as the sounds of the PRISONERS in their cells once again fades over the conversation.
We see but don’t hear BAGEL and the GUARDS do a type of team chant, with their hands all together in the middle and then up in the air.
NARRATOR: and with that the round is underway, the prisoners can expect a first order to be issued soon, and the cells to be open shortly after.
The wardens voice is booming and overpowering in the prison. As soon as BAGLE begins to speak, all the chattering and stabbing of the prisoners ceases immediately.
BAGLE (speaking calmly but with immense presence): Attention all Ts, when cell doors open, get in the closet.
We hear an ominous sound and see the cell doors begin to slowly creak open with a metallic grinding. The sun is finally setting and it casts a dark shadow across the prison.
FADE TO: JaleBrake: A Clouds Story promo clips and title card.
NARRATOR: JaleBrake: A Clouds Story is available now as a [TBD] part series available for purchase or for loan at your local library or educational institution.
NARRATOR: The series covers:
- the history of Jailbreak wardening;
- the unbelievable story of building a prison for the clinically insane 500 metres high in the sky;
- the great clouds disaster of 1843;
- the rise, rule, and fall of BagleBagel the careless;
- Soupp’s jailbreak conjecture;
- chickensandwhich;
- the great prison depression;
- the legendary rebel of safarin in 1914;
- SirNico’s Mistake;
- and also includes of interview with the team that cleans up bodies after games.
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