Robbery

masterofpuppets

Obey your master
I'm at work and I get a text message. I opened up my phone and saw it was from my girlfriend. I read it:

"I just got robbed"
(She's a bank teller)

I Freaked out! I was helping a customer but I just up and walked out back and called here. Here's the story how she told me:

A dude walked up to her and put a note on her counter that said "I have a gun, give me $500". She did, but she also gave him a tracking device with the wad of cash and she pressed the silent alarm as well.

The dude got away, but they did catch him later at an IHOP down the street.

Here's a link to the story:
http://keyetv.com/local/local_story_179191715.html

And here's a pic from the camera. You can see the post-it note on the counter:
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jesus christ dude that is so scary.

apparently the idiot likes his pancakes so much, he might just steal 500 bucks and go get 500 bucks worth of pancakes.

Why only 500? Why an Ihop? ugh i have so many questions...
 
The dude was an idiot. He's wearing a shirt that easily identifiable, he's bald as well, he only wanted $500 thinking that that wasn't enough money to have a tracking device (thankfully, she was smart enough to put one in the stack of $20's), he didn't go to far from the bank and just chilled at an IHOP. What the hell?

She did exactly what she needed to do. Although, she did admit that when she saw the note she pulled a %-6 for about 10 seconds. Haha.
 
Well it's a damn fine thing she didn't get hurt, 'cause if she did, there would be a different story of "Man robs bank, and Puppet Master goes on a rampage and Punches Man to death".... !dodge
 
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Well it's a damn fine thing she didn't get hurt, 'cause if she did, there would be a different story of "Man robs bank, and Puppet Master goes on a rampage and Punches Man to death".... !dodge
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Punch? Nah. It would of been more like something along the lines of the "pair of pliers and a blow torch" scene from Pulp Fiction.....
 
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